Root

i am no one

[Root @RootTangle]

https://t.co/lWrx0DUvov

[Root @RootTangle]

Smurfing on ranked accounts in games is also generally pathetic. Congratulations on your 12th time working from Bronze to Masters in Overwatch. You’re not in SR hell, YOU FUCKING PEAKED IN MASTERS PLEASE JUST ACCEPT THAT.

[Root @RootTangle]

I say this with love, but there is absolutely zero logical reason that some of you have alt accounts, ESPECIALLY if you don’t make any sort of content.

Why? So we can tweet shit that people we don’t like can’t see? Just block the bitch, pansy.

[Astarte🏳️‍🌈 @AstarteTheMoon_]

The entire plot in God of War 4 is fueled by the love that Kratos has for this woman and the ends of the world he would go to for her.
My first thought was "we finaly get to meet -THE ONE- that KRATOS fell at his knees for?????"
And men on this app acting like babies bro.

[chris🧊 @chriiswavy]

Niggas will look you dead in the face and say this game doesn’t look amazing cause it’s a woman led story 😭😭

[Root @RootTangle]

God of Ware Laufey looks sick as fuck, and if you’re upset about it being a woman instead of Kratos, you obviously get no pussy.

[NFL @NFL]

Browns trading DE Myles Garrett to Rams in exchange for EDGE Jared Verse and a 2027 1st-round pick. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @AdamSchefter)

[Root @RootTangle]

I wonder how the handicapped man yelling “NERDS” at people walking into Denver FanExpo is doing rn

[Root @RootTangle]

Got Elon fans mad at me in TikTok comments because I told them they’re cute when they support their papa Elon.

[Root @RootTangle]

One of the healthiest decisions I ever made for myself was uninstalling Marvel Rivals to never pick it up ever again 🥰

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Defending chud the builder

[Root @RootTangle]

Fred Fredburger

[Root @RootTangle]

@UnlvgradM @AndrewBogusch @JerseyMike00 The president of the United States is a pedophile and if you support him you are supporting a pedophile. Congrats pedophile supporters.

[Root @RootTangle]

White people try Piccadillo for the first time and think Taco Bell is authentic

[Root @RootTangle]

@StoopidCC Wait what are you doing to him?

[Stoopid 発 @StoopidCC]

𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞... ❄️

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers agree to terms on one-year deal. (via @tompelissero, @adamschefter)

[Root @RootTangle]

This is what I get for sharing a Spotify account with a Canadian in 2016

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

why are edaters scared to use imessage as their main platform for communication

[Root @RootTangle]

@AdamPohh Texas pride, while generally annoying to everyone not a Tejano, creates a really powerful passion in food that has some damn solid results.

CA still beats Texas Mexican food imo, but that’s bc my folks are from Michoacán so I’m not accustomed to estilo Juarez.

[Root @RootTangle]

I’m not even sorry, but as a half Mexican the Spain fatigue is fucking so exhausting.

“Mestizaje is a message of hope and joy” bitch your ancestors raped, pillaged, murdered, and indoctrinated mine. Fuck you. Hope and joy these fucking nuts.