Niall Roche

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

@SirRotalot @mossypower afraid to say I'm in the big smoke :(

[Mario Balotelli @FinallyMario]

Finally! 😂

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

You can't spell Shola Ameobi without Ebola

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

Once you've had mi wadi double concentrate there's no turning back

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

5pm Channel 4 - Countdown does dyslexia

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

@shaunkehoe92 much appreciated x

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

Wondering if it's all just a dream or if he's going to wake up after a lengthy session to find himself late for a Sunday league game.

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

Rickie lambert will undoubtedly be found in some obscure Swiss pub tonight knee deep in pints of Stella and a face full of bacon fries!

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

@kevinH_714 just had a possible sighting in Tullamore!

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

You really would be a fucking fool not to grow your own rhubarb

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

Suspiciously the same decade Madeleine McCann disappeared, link?

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

Has anyone seen my dog? He went missing on the 23rd of September.... 8 years ago. Thanks for your support

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Noon. A package is delivered through Drake's door. "FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE" has been stamped on it.

"A box for my heart," Drake whispers.

[Niall Roche @RoRoNiall]

What kind of boy owns a tea set? I think we both know the answer to that..... A lucky boy