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[rC @Rory_805]

Porn Flakes?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Flamethrowers sold out

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.

[Jaxon 🛰🛸 @jaxondew]

WTF is going on near the coast of Miami?

[Chris Parkes @chrisparkes91]

Arctic Monkeys are back.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

If Tony Hawk was a dog... 🐶😂

[quinnell 🌻🦇🍂 @tmcripple]

if you play "bring me to life" by evanescence at exactly 11:59:08 on new years eve, the first "wake me up" will play at exactly midnight. start off your new year right

[rC @Rory_805]

If I ever win the lottery:

[rC @Rory_805]

Amazing thread https://t.co/z4HoXSuZHl

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

isnt rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rC @Rory_805]

@UKVolkswagen Jk I ❤ my polo

[rC @Rory_805]

@UKVolkswagen Keys in. 'Check Engine' light is on. The only thing you're told is "this is not a fault due to manufacture". Would you accept?

[Chabuddy G @CHABUDDYGEEZY]

In 95 a young boy saw me balling in my Merc with loads of Polish stunners and asked "Chabzy, how can I be a great ultrapaneer like you?" I told him to get those dried bean stains off his top and grow a girthy tache. That boy grew up to be Lord Alan Sugar, host of The Apprentice.

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

baby: c-c-
mom: his first word!
baby: c-c-c
baby: c-cut my life into pieces
this is my last resort
suffocation
no breathing

[rC @Rory_805]

@LTAmusic Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley

[rC @Rory_805]

!!!!! @DONBROCO

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bodie. He has stumbled puppon a truly magical item. It’s given him power he’s never known. 13/10 (IG: charlieandbodie)