Rosalyn Mollet

Sometime I think I am funny

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Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Oh my I think I will try this http://t.co/gYuLSfad

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

He said he was dying of fast women, slow horses, crooked cards and straight whisky.

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By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".

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Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

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Monarchs are acceptable, but we draw the line at Rulers.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

Assassins do it from behind.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone

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I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

So you say money doesn't motivate you. What does? I'll buy it for you!

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I thought I had a bad lawyer http://t.co/6fE3poAW

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

A man's house is his hassle.

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Time flies when you're in a coma.

[Rosalyn Mollet @Rosalynkf2]

Possesive???Me?? Nah, I was just sick the day they discussed sharing in Kindergarten