𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶.

Modern AU of @RoseLaPlusNoire || Emhyr var Emreis' PA. || #Fake || 𝙈𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙧, 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙨, 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙨.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

https://t.co/QcLPrPRTsR

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

[ Dusts off this account

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

There's only one thing she'll be tasting tonight and the bar will have little do with it.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Well, she's welcome to come to the bar.

Though judging by her attitude, it might be a bit rundown for her taste...

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

So, does he have a place and some time?

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Fair enough.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Not every woman but some might take pity on him.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Hmm, so.. is this a strategy he could use with /any/ woman?

What a loophole.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

No, she's offering him a pityfuck because he SEVERELY depresses her.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

...

He has literally no idea how to take this. Is she on medication? Is it acting up?

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

She feels bad for him.

Does he have a bit of time? She'll put the wrists to good use.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Don't forget the ice!

What a nice lady.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Ew.

Wriggling her wrists.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Grinning ear to ear.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

God, he's cheery. How depressing.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

One day!

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Look at him. Almost a chance at more than his hand.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Hey.

He got a click last month.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

The profile everyone ignores?

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Putting this on his Datepath profile.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Yeah, and his is beneath everyone's shit stained boot.

And it shows.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Dignity can be overrated. Very easily bruised.

He finds it's far easier to skate through life knowing your place.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Yeah, considering he's got no dignity. She's not surprised.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Fuck, his self-esteem is absolutely soaring.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Yeah, he's free, go figure. That's how it is for most worthless men.

Can't afford and take the desperate free ones.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Glad it's that obvious! He doesn't have much in the way of nuyen to rub together, so he'd hate to be accused of false advertising.

He tends not to pay, but if needs be, that'll be his only option - one day perhaps he'll find his way to the promise land.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

He looks cheap, so he couldn't even afford cheering her on.

Stay with the low class sex workers at the local station.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

What a wonderfully stay-to-it spirit!

He'll be cheering her on from the nosebleeds at Clouds, if he can ever afford entry.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

The only support she needs is her bra.

She's got this. Just needs some ice and she'll be back at it.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Ah.

Well then. Perhaps a wrist support in future?

Repetitive stress injury is no joke, that's for damn sure.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Jerk people off too hard.

Deadpans.

[𝒄𝙞𝒄𝙚𝒓𝙤 ϟ @riggerisms]

Wh-

What did she /do/?

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

"Awe, you think I sound British?"

Happy humming.

"I am so flattered. No, go on. Deduce more. This is fun."

[Ｑ₁₀ @EarlGreyQTea]

“It matters an awful lot actually.”

Q says plainly, turning to give her a once over.

“You’re not one of ours. You don’t sound American.. so you must be kingsman.”

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

Her wrists are severely fucked up. Help.

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

"Maybe."

She shrugs her shoulders.

"I don't think it matters much, right?"

Glancing at the server again, now that he seems much more at peace, she almost felt back for turning it off earlier.

Almost.

[Ｑ₁₀ @EarlGreyQTea]

“I already told you. Nanotech testing.”

Presuming she had clearance if she was down her he sighs, leaning back to admire the server as it boots back up.

“Are you a new double oh? Is that what this is?”

[𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘾., ᴅ̶ᴏ̶ʟ̶ʟ̶ʏ̶. @RoseLaPlusFini]

"Yeah, I can imagine. Must be strange coming here and being greeted by a woman that's just messing with you."

A small hum.

"What's it you need the Server for, anyway?"

[Ｑ₁₀ @EarlGreyQTea]

Pulling up a chair he drops down in front of the laptop. Fingers working a mile a minute to get the server booted back up.

“Right…” Disinterested He reaches for the cables to the side of the laptop, rearranging and plugging them back in.

“Just curious.”