Rose

no brain

[Rose @Rosemmurphy]

@snugbug101 We know it’s chocolate ice cream. Don’t lie for fame 😤

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It takes a lot for me not to add a :/ when emailing my teachers

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Why do members of the geriatric community kiss everyone on the mouth

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Fast food fries (excluding in and out) are of amazing things

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@mallorymhoff Soon. Don’t even worry

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How great would it be if we could just take our pillows to build a bear to get them re-stuffed as needed

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

The @USWNT takes BRONZE at the #TokyoOlympics! 🥉

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Headed home with a medal! 🙌🇺🇸🥉 Proud of our fight, proud of our response.

@TeamUSA | #Tokyo2020

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Don’t worry, I know that cookies n’ cream ice cream is forever superior, but I will say, mint chocolate chip is kinda growing on me

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I would like my body to be put through a stretcher and then rolled out by a giant rolling pin pls

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Is Phantom of the Opera’s “Masquerade” a windows down kinda song

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It’s very strange to me that some people can’t read their own handwriting

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Why trash bag scented if can’t put head inside

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After further investigation, this seems to be a common theme among the grandparents of many of my friends

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What if we all just started getting our groceries from Braum’s

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When I was younger, my computer said to clean my desktop, so I proceeded to clean my actual desk :(

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You don’t like Persian rugs? That’s weird. Stop it

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So none of us understand how underwater bridges work

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Orange juice over apple juice any day

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My khakis can’t keep up.