StuffFromAaron

I make funny stuff

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#Trump got #shot

#comedy
#standup
#standupcomedy
#lol
#funny
#impression
#impressions

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

Wow, last night was a DISASTER.
#president
#debate
#Trump
#Biden
#America
#USA
#impression
#lol
#funny
#comedy
#impressions

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

I wanna make a steroid called "Lord" so every time someone takes it before they workout they say "Lord, give me strength"

#gym
#gymlife
#fitness

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

The most #awkward #parent #teacher conference ever

#standup
#comedy
#funny
#lol
#crowdwork
#student
#students
#sports
#English
#teaching
#education

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

I love my #seniorcitizens running the country!

#standup
#comedy
#lol
#funny
#impression
#impressions
#president
#POTUS
#politics
#political
#America
#USA
#UnitedStates
#Biden
#JoeBiden
#Brandon
#Trump
#alzheimers

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#standup
#comedy
#funny
#lol
#crowdwork
#Focus
#silence
#sports
#English
#teacher
#teaching
#education

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

I can't begin to explain the assault that my nose experienced

#candle
#scent
#smell
#stink
#odor
#smelly
#why

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#French accent and stupid #American ears makes for some entertaining #Standup #comedy

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

Remember when #Trump said, "I love the poorly educated?"

#education #athlete #standup #comedy #impression #president #America

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

If #HarryPotter took place in #America Voldemort would've killed everyone because Ron and Hermoine wouldn't have been able to afford Hogwarts tuition

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

As a kid I always thought #ghosts might #haunt me in my moderately sized home. But it turns out they discriminate against lower income people who live in small #apartments

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

"Fly" has got to be the laziest name to give to an insect

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

In honor of #MothersDay I propose we no longer wish each other #HappyBirthday but instead say #HappyLaborDay to acknowledge the brutal day our mothers went into labor with us

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

I love it when people give me a good reason to roast them
#standup
#comedy
#comedian
#funny
#lol

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#BenShapiro is trying to recruit #TuckerCarlson after his recent departure from #FOX
#politics
#FOXNews
#news
#newsanchor
#political
#comedy
#Politicalhumor
#impressions

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

If you're walking around a supermarket or mall and a guy with a cell phone provider uniform flags you down and says, "Hey, quick question, boss!" it's not gonna be a quick question

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#TuckerCarlson issues a public statement regarding his recent departure from #FOX
Always entertaining when the news itself becomes the news...
#FOXNews
#Tucker
#impression
#comedy
#lol
#funny
#news
#Dominion
#lawsuit
#Trump
@FoxNews @CNN @foxnewspolitics @cnnbrk @CNNPolitics

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#Standup #comedian vs heckler... guess who won?

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

I wanna play Pomp and Circumstance instead of the happy birthday song every time it's my birthday. Cause pomp and circumstance is used to mark a big moment. And I think the fact that we're surviving another year of the hunger games for the last 3 years is pretty momentous.

[StuffFromAaron @RosenComedy]

#Biden #impression #trans #trains #derailment #standup #comedy #lol #funny #NJComedy #NYComedy #ItsOnlyGettingWorse