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welcome back chumps

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Instead of “friend zoned” it should now be “unc zoned” like what’s up my dude ur like an uncle to me

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Going back to school to study the psychology of a naturally blonde woman might get my doctorate idk I’m tired

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At my Lois I was just out there Griffin

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“Did you know that ______?” why the fuck did you structure telling me a fun fact as a yes or no question fuck out my face with that

[kbooo @karrahbooo]

@rekoverjet brazilian brain lift

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Dogs are mostly just a huge rib cage huh

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I look forward to the after taste of a hot dog, it always whispers to me that I could eat 10 more if I wanted to, it leaves me feeling encouraged & empowered

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Getting to go home 5 hours early but it’s 1 o’clock in the morning so like what the hell

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88,000 boxes of pasta later

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Oooo she’s so hot with her hair net and factory dust all over her she’s she so chic with all that pasta flour all over the clothes ooo yeah fuck

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Yearbook for the workplace

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Good morning to all the fine ass mothers that’re are up and getting the kids going for the day

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It’s still opinions based some people have more popular opinions than others

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Going to the Mall of America later and I’m praying to God someone with a following on TikTok stops me with the little microphone to ask me a stupid ass question PLEASE GOD PLEASE

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Happy pride 2 years ago I almost got my arm chopped off by the Saloon Ferris Wheel and caught it just in the knick of time

[BSMillionaire @itsaboutben]

Let's have a productive day!

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I love you till my lotion runs out

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Do they have chest binders but like for your ass cheeks

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Sometimes it’s just laying in bed awake but sometimes I’m up intentionally snuggling with myself

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My neighbor sold cello lessons out of her apartment unit & had a dog named Missy

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You grow up and shit maybe one day you’ll move & your neighbor would turn out to be a good lay who knows