Roseto Bandits

The most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Voted best BML Twitter account 43 years straight.

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Your Rosteo Bandits: socially distancing ourselves from the playoffs since 2014.

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A real barnburner on tap for tonight, the 8-12 @CreekerBaseball will be taking on your 3-47 Bandits. Game is at 5, BYOB.

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@EastonFalcons Yes in a groundbreaking procedure, his head was in fact reattached safely.

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Bandits drop a tough one 5-3, but we DID have a lead at one point, which is a posituce development. We also send our condolences to the @EastonFalcons, based on current lumber prices we estimate they broke about $60,000 worth of bats today.

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David and Goliath matchup tonight: your 0-3 Bandits will be taking on the 5-1 Falcons. Hoping the world community will help us out the same way it's been helping out Ukraine: by sending us missiles, tanks, and billions of dollars 🇺🇦 #prayforthebandits

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It's showtime, boys.

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@NtownGiants Fear the beard!

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*we're scared of the Bandits and chickened out

[Berlinsville Braves @BvilleBRAVES]

Today's Braves vs Roseto Bandits game is rained out. The Braves play Sunday at home against the Avengers at 1:30PM!
#BML���️ #BML22 #BVilleBraves #RainOut

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@NtownGiants Take this to the bank: we will lose to anyone, anywhere, any time.

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Since @BMLScores is no fun and doesn't do polls anymore, we'll just run our own:

Is this the best BML team twitter page?

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New season, same Bandits: 6-4 no-hit L. We'd like to thank the @BMLNYanks, they felt so bad for no-hitting us that they gave us 4 runs for free. It's that spirit of generosity that makes the BML the best league in America 🇺🇸

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Thanks to the world class education he recieved in the Bandits Ultimate Lameness, Losing, Striking out and Humiliation Intitute of Technology, @adam1retz is doing big things!

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Adam Retzbach is the first #PatriotBaseball Scholar-Athlete of the Year in @LehighBaseball history! 📚⚾

A 3.95 GPA in Economics and a First Team All-Patriot League selection earns the junior catcher the tremendous honor.

🔗: https://t.co/t6oUIkb4yB

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@elonmusk has requested to buy the Bandits, the least storied franchise in @BMLScores, for a cool hundred billion. We went ahead and told him to kick rocks, we only get paid in bad calls and stale sunflower seeds #lowballer

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2021 also featured one of the most despicable cases of treachery in BML history, as former Bandits great @tcav819 suited up for the @BvilleBRAVES. Please join us in shunning him.

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Your bandits won the coveted Triple Crown in 2021: highest ERA, lowest batting average, and ugliest players #victory

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We hit one (1) bomb the whole 2021 season. No punchline for that.

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A few 2021 highlights starting with our Rookie of the Year @rfarensbach26. Hit the piss out of it and, like most of our decent players, won't be returning. He shipped off to the Navy, so we're hoping he'll be able to shell our opponents from the river. Anchors aweigh, butthole!

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We're back, losers.

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Our condolences to former Bandit @mason_black_ : after struggling his way through a 6-1, 2.55 ERA season for @LehighBaseball, we decided to demote him to our farm team called the "San Francisco Giants" for a bit more seasoning.

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The Bandits prevail in butthurt-fest 2021 by a score of 8-7 to eke out our first home W of the season. @12TommyYoung supplied the final nut-kick with a walkoff knock, thrilling our capacity crowd of 23.

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....we tried.........

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@BMLScores baseball on live now! @LimeportBulls and @RosetoBandits from Limeport Stadium https://t.co/6eVxGfjofW