Rosh

These words are my own, From my heart flown, I love you I love you... oh wait lol those are lyrics. Soz.

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@LabourSJ As your constituent, I strongly urge you to vote in favour of an immediate ceasefire in Gaza should there be a vote in Parliament on Wednesday. If you do not vote for a ceasefire, I will not vote for you at the next general election. #NoCeasefireNoVote

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There is a plant that smells absolutely foul when it rains, it should be eradicated in a country like this.

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I miss being the age where an acceptable way to carry your coat was to put the hood on and wander around like you're batman

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There is something fiercely attractive about guys who give up their seat for others on the train/ tube. The fact they're looking up from their phones, paying attention, thinking selflessly, mmm.

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I think the topic I speak about the most is my random nosebleeds. Speaking of, 2 days b2b, excited to see if it's a coincidence or a pattern this time 🥴

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Now, if you're on a train eating a burger - which everyone is allowed to do, have at it. Please, PLEASSSSEEEE close your mouth when you're chewing and try to avoid smacking your lips. Thank u, that is all.

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The real question is, why can I see so many ankles?? Don't people know it's freezing?????

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Cowboy like me is my favourite ever @taylorswift13 song, I can't really explain it, but I'm waiting for someone to hang from my lips like the garden of Babylon

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@KnivesOut Rachel Weiss, 1000000%

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@KnivesOut Rachel Weiss, 1000000%

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Is there anything quite as horrific as leaving yourself vulnerable.

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SLOW MOTION
LOVE POTION

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Me every two seconds: I'llllll be homeee forrrr QUISMOISSSSS

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"I regret you all the time" is such a burn, what a life lesson to have

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Really dislike fireworks

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Things I say to my cat whilst we're snuggling: Alfie, if someone tells you you're ugly, believe them 💝

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Happy Diwali!

Ix nay the ireworks fay.

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Is it sustainable for me to be losing as much hair as I do every time I wash my hair, and not have lost it all by December?

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Really grateful that Instagram has picked up on the fact that I get intense joy from watching really disgusting rugs be cleaned.

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I find videos of people organising their stuff into tiny containers very aggressive. Like why do you have time to unbox Oreos only to box them again. Save yourself you weirdo.