Rosemary Palmer

animal lover, rugby fan, reader, world explorer, mummy, laughter entheusiast, history buff.

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Getting zapped!!

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Michael McIntyre with @AlanCarr; the funniest thing i have seen in a long time!! Cheeeeeese!!

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@Hulby1 vomit! They should have it shoved in their letter boxes!

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@Hulby1 fascinating stuff! On next week too.

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@Cinnamon_D6 @smngy ouch! Looks like this is going to go viral! Have been there twice, both times service has been appalling.

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@noomdark @daraobriain why are you following somebody you don't want to listen to? #pointless

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Skyfall was ok, but not brilliant. Sigh...was expecting more.

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I really need to stop watching programmes about WWII. Damn BBC4 and the History channel for being so interesting.

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@Hulby1 Did he buy it? The one he was going to look at last week?

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@domjoly it cracked me up! 30 mins isn't long enough.

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@SimonPRepublic Er, for the record I didn't smoke at school thank you very much.

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@SimonPRepublic @MazzyK Simon..... seriously?!

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@SimonPRepublic @mrs_bopp my cousin's son was expelled from Harrow because he couldn't stop smoking weed. Don't defend it.

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@SimonPRepublic why am I the Big Brunette all of a sudden??

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@SimonPRepublic Swedish House Mafia?? Ha! Is that a metaphor for Ikea??

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@SimonPRepublic Boo Hoo, I laid out her clothes for you......

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@SimonPRepublic I told you to stop drinking Cosmos, you always end up with injuries when you drink cocktails. Why can't you just drink beer?

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@robertbarron1 happy birthday! enjoy the jack & coke.

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@robertbarron1 Good thanks. Watching waaaayyyy too much Jeremy Kyle!!

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@robertbarron1 'Tis closed to be sure. It's just an empty shell now...