Rosina Murphy

A self-proclaimed classy broad who is usually laughing louder and harder than everyone else in the room.

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@clarksshoes Hello?? @clarksshoes your customer service is a joke. I’ve never had to try so hard, through so many different avenues, to get so little help. #awful #customerservice

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@clarksshoes my mother-in-law orders shoes back in august and they haven’t come. She’s tried reaching someone on the phone and through email. Please help!

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@clarksshoes I’m trying to contact you through here. I can’t seem to send you a DM. Can you message me??

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@AerLingus my flight is on Saturday and I’ve been trying to get in touch with you guys all week. I’ve been on hold as long as 3hrs!! Currently on hold for 45min. How do I get in touch with you!?

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@apcoa what's the height restriction on the Paddington Station car park?? I need to park a Mercedes Sprinter overnight. #thanksinadvance

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@natual1 @idetestyou @Dizney82
Uncle Dez!

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@RaveGreenJosh @idetestyou thanks so much josh!!

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@Dizney82 we went old school for this wedding. #NoTweeting

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My neighbors rounded out their #MothersDay BBQ by bumping a little Soulja Boy. #supermanthatho

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"How does it feel to be the center of attention in an utterly mediocre restaurant!?"
#quotable #RealLifeDreams #burn #quoteoftheday

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@RaveGreenJosh @idetestyou
Slowly but surely I'll get it. My love of proper grammar makes it difficult though.
#imabiggirlnow

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My heart is literally in Ohio right now because that is where the rest of my body is. #references #getit
@idetestyou @RaveGreenJosh

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@natual1 Des!!!!

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Watching my final sunset in Miami, before heading back to NY, only to realize that I left my winter coat in Fort Lauderdale...
#fail

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"Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today than laugh and clap my hands."
#sike #lies #justkidding

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My eggs are sweating.
#domesticated

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Today I taught a man how to smell watermelon.
#notaeuphemism #helpful #summer

[Rosina Murphy @RosinaMurphy]

"They're hookers. They should know where to get good coke."
#latenight #oddchats #russiancabbies

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@makeshiftalisha

[Rosina Murphy @RosinaMurphy]

"If you have one and you don't get "fixed" they're gonna just keep popping out."
#oldies #wordsofwisdom #NotIntoIt #holdingon