Ross A Dempsey

Nomad Poet

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

@thecampaignbook what did sploosh actually taste like?

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Fucking everyone loves pom-bears, everyone

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

I need to play crash bandicoot

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@SandmanSamer found this lump of shit in my sofa

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

That was the moment that everything changed.

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Wikipedia is so beggy, fuck off and use advertisements

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping..

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

I fucking want that google train thing

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

"I liked Taylor swift before she went all commercial" James Ward 2013

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

That grandad from the Weetabix advert has the best cowboy hat I have ever seen.

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Tescos exploiting stereotypes...

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Remembering a really dirty joke during a funeral #goingtohell

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

@SandmanSamer "...the knowledge!"

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Pubs are just the adult version of parks

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

"@Ryan_Demps: Beach day! #boom #tan #veryhot" #tanner

[Booboo @Official_Booboo]

Who's actually winning the English Defence League? Is it a standard 3 promoted 3 relegated system or is it franchised?

[Daniel B @DanielBeels1]

@SandmanSamer Manz livin in the darkagez fam

[Ross A Dempsey @Ross_Dempsey]

Since when did whistles become a measuring unit of cleanliness..

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The news gets more depressing every day.