ross hansen

i want to look like matt damon in courage under fire

[ross hansen @Ross_Hansen_]

@DPD_ Hahahahahhahaha

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Betty Gilpin is a first-time Emmy winner.

[ross hansen @Ross_Hansen_]

@DPD_ Periodddd

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me at the Googling Physical Symptoms and Scaring Myself Awards

[carlo @filmedpasta]

.@AudreyHobert

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

When I clean my apartment before a date I feel like a corrupt mayor hiding documents ahead of an audit.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Imagine being the first person to serve food inside of a bell pepper. The excitement, the fear, the haters.

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

Portrait of @bejohnce 💐

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

This video is a narcotic to me

[ross hansen @Ross_Hansen_]

The two people who literally invented me

[WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod]

Today is @LeanneComedy day on https://t.co/KBRiPQurrw! Tennessee, tobacco farming, late bloomers in comedy, her Netflix series. Great talk! Listen up!

Episode hosted by @acast - https://t.co/TSPciuivGq

On @ApplePodcasts - https://t.co/iNiy0gfjBE

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

The sooner you work out, the sooner in the day you can heal your body with restorative sodas and recovery colas

[Kenya J Sanchez @xoKenyaJSanchez]

@mazirativentura The Doll

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

so cunt my love for her trascended sexuality and instead made me gay

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

NICKEL BOYS, written for the screen by RaMell Ross and Joslyn Barnes. Nominated for Writing (Adapted Screenplay) at the 97th Oscars.

Watch the #Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 2nd, at 7e/4p on ABC and Hulu.

[james @jms_tny]

i didn’t really care for addison rae or lady gaga’s new songs. i’m also at an age where historically a man would have a wife and child. so ultimately i’m left with nothing