Jill

A Waitress Pursuing A Real Estate Career

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

Send dog pics, not dick pics

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

@GHardstark Wait I can actually top that.. one time I spilled a root beer on a girls white prom dress, but don’t worry it came out with club soda right after we both had a mental breakdown

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

Ya know what makes me cringe more than Love is Blind? Hearing a table of girls order food like-

Girl 1: “Umm I think I’ll go with the fries”

Girl 2: “Omg Heather you’re so bad!” “Can I have some?”

.... don’t feel bad for ordering fries. Potatoes are literally the best!

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

Don’t be rude!

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

I just remembered I had a dream Kanye tipped me $3,000 ... and yeah I’m sad now

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

@abbycadabbyyy_ @SeeRudy Sisterzzz!

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

I’m about to make it to playoffs in fantasy football & I have ABSOLUTELY no idea how I have even made it this far

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

any given character from big little lies on their balcony at 6am

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

@WillSENSless I forgot my password but I report the videos frequently, in hopes that they take them down 😂😂😂

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

Everyone has something embarrassing on YouTube & if you don’t you’re lying

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us.

Wait for it.

https://t.co/GiD7AwEIPl

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

Nothing like watching folks from WV gripe about immigrants when literally 98% of our state is white! You’re not poor because of immigrants. You struggle because of corporations who made billions from our resources, treated workers like dogs and left when the resources dried up!

[chu @chuuzus]

seth rogen didn’t have to snap so hard with his 2019 GQ cover!

[Nick Clay @NickClay08]

When Bran ends up on the Iron Throne tonight

[grace steurer @grsteurer]

Time zones are crazyyy
In Australia its 9 am
In Rome it's 1 am
And in America it's 1942 where minorites and women are still controlled by old white men

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Dracarys. #GameofThrones

[Jill @Ross_Jillian]

A new lady at my nail salon asked me if I was getting my nails done for prom and was suprised when I said I was 23. Moral of the story... don’t forget that moisturizer ladies & gents

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sorry, william cheated on Kate?? Kate Middleton? was cheated on by Where’d Ya Hairline Go William? someone get me a TI-89 because this shit is not adding up