Ross McCarthy

Comedian/Screen Writer.
5* Level 2 Seller on Fiverr, and finalist of 4 Irish Stand-Up Comedy Competitions

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How Irish is taught in secondary school. And we wonder why people don't speak the language 😂 #leavingcert #irishlanguage #irishcomedy

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@PWMMANews And it was subpar at best for a 10 year anniversary.

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@NightdiveStudio @IGN Please please please be The Thing. I freaking love that game. So enjoyable, and a terrific sequel of sorts to the original film. I was literally just thinking I want a remake of this game.

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Big year for @codyrhodes. Wins the title at WrestleMania AND his theme tune gets 2nd at #Eurovision2024

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@IamZephaniah_ Damn straight. He should be focusing on how shit UK are doing.

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#latelateshow #eurosong
Wow, the capacity crowd of 50+ people are going wild!

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#latelateshow #Eurosong RTE: So Ukraine put together a decent song with decent performers and decent staging?

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#latelateshow #Eurosong Anyone else fancy not voting for any single one of them out of protest?

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@lleguasinelle It'd be typical Ireland to send someone with the knowledge they need to vastly improve everything about their performance.

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#latelateshow I hear RTE had 380 submissions. Perhaps someone should get off their arse and go scout some talent, rather than leaving it to open submissions?

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#latelateshow #Eurosong They can sing at least. But the performance shows how horrendous the RTE staging is. It has distinctly youth centre vibe.

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#latelateshow #Eurosong Just imagine how bad the song's are that didn't make it.

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#latelateshow #Eurosong
Why do the judges always talk up how great the songs are? The EuroSong winners never chart well, they're never hits, they rarely qualify past the semis, yet the judges keep licking everyone's hole with how great they are.

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@WicklowLiving People have been saying that for years, but nobody listens.

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#latelateshow #Eurosong this show needs a Britain's Got Talent style buzzer.

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#Latelateshow #Eurosong
Watch as they all talk about how great that song was, when we all know it was atrocious.

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Kietly is doing well so far, but the guests are boring the bollocks off me. #LateLateShow

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@LMeallain @eoghan697 @theayupduck In a better run country there would be suitable public transport, you wouldn't need to book a hotel for a gig.

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“It’s a fire hazard, it’s health and safety and it’s very upsetting for me.”

@st66dublin

https://t.co/Ko0Io80WA3

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@DeadlineDayLive I'd say he should join boyhood club Chelsea... then decide he never REALLY had any affiliation with them, and never really wanted to kiss the crest, and then go somewhere else for better money because that's where his heart was all along.