Ross Moore

Actor/writer/director/comedian/avid forward slash user.

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Does anyone else think it’s weird that the halftime show is sponsored by the Salvation Army?

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Last night I hunted a cougar in a dark cave. I escaped with her coat, which I then sold. I then went home and played Red Dead.

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

So, just a heads up, if you’re super stoked to play Red Dead Two, fire up the install an hour or two before you actually wanna play. Iss beeg.

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A DOLE BANANA? It’s like the RC Cola of bananas.

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Can we just talk about how there is an internationally recognized brand for BANANAS and no other fruit? Not even a banana competitor. #chiquita

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Sometimes, every now and then, life is pretty ok. Appreciate it.

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

"What day is it?"

"Weednesday."

"Shit. I thought it was Therbday."

"Aw, man. I can't wait til Frieday."

"Yeah, it's gonna be dope."

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Back on the tweets! Things are probably happier on here now right? Everyone’s getting along?

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Is a museum just an endurance test of how long you can last before you start making silly comments about the art?

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Overheard: One guy is very attractive, but he's kind of a douche. The other guy makes me laugh, but isn't attractive. #struggleisreal

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

La La Land is really good. It won a bunch of awards. The Accountant is also really good. #thingsheardwhiletravelling

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

I hope I have my Rubik's cube.
#thingsheardwhiletravelling

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Why are people still reporting how Trump et al aren't happy with SNL? Ever meet a child who likes getting made fun of?

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

@IndieWire Apocalypse Kong
Kongpocalypse Now
Akingcalypse Kong
KingKongcalypse Now

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

Liam Neeson will star in revenge action thriller 'Old Man in a Long Leather Coat'.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

WOW https://t.co/NKuzfC450f

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

In other news, previously thought impossible, 3 Doors Down are now selling fewer albums than ever. #Inauguration

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

I wonder how the sharpening creationists feel about this.

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New @si_bonobo is killer.

[Ross Moore @RossMoore64]

@CachethePlanet @IKEACanada I hear it's the luck of the draw with these guys. Drivers were also SameDay/J&K Logistics.