“tHeYrE jUsT cHiCkEn NuGgEtS” the guy says, sitting across the table from his date who is eating boneless wings. he proceeds to pick up his bone-in wings and gnaws 1/4 oz of meat off of a chicken bone. he has shown his masculinity. she enjoys her meal. only one person really wins
@ my parents I promise one of these years I’ll show up to a family event on time, with a girl, and sober. Until then, late, single, and hammered it is. Merry Christmas mom and dad!!