Crypto in 2026 has some of the most limpdick, borrowed-conviction fags I’ve seen in all my years in this space. These kids are so used to getting violated they’re voluntarily war crime’ing themselves. It isn’t just the seller in pic below, many such cases observed in the past month and a half.
You legitimately have to go out of your way to fuck up opportunities presented to you such as this one this early in the bull cycle. Lot of people that bought $1000/NET a few weeks ago are B/E at current prices. And it’s still the first inning. This is the token you bullpost, form a cult around, and retire your grandchildren with in the coming months. All you have to do is buy, stake, and do nothing. Fuck You, Higher robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf
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A token launchpad on Robinhood Chain that gives creator fees a job.
Launch a token, pick its mode and let it bliss. The executor runs it on a clock.
Official contract:
0x0A8C39Fa35F6ECaa2CE3391EEc41FB2d59c25Cc6
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Every cycle, DeFi reinvents itself.
20/21 taught us how to earn yield. DeFi summer showed millions of people that their money could work for them onchain, and yield farming kicked off everything that came after.
24/25 taught us how to stack it. Liquid staking, restaking, LRTs, Pendle, yield-bearing stablecoins, points on top of points. We found every possible way to squeeze more yield out of the same dollar.
But here's the thing: all that yield mostly just sat there. It got compounded, looped, restaked, and farmed again. We got incredibly good at generating yield and never really figured out what to do with it.
I feel like this cycle the big narrative/meta will be about putting that yield to use.
And @NetNetCap is building exactly this.
Pendle showed that principal and yield can live separate lives. NetNet takes that same idea and makes it fun.
They started with the no-loss lottery. Everyone deposits into a shared pool, that pool earns yield, and the yield becomes the prize. One person wins big, and everyone else walks away with their full deposit. Your money isn't the bet. Your yield is. The worst case is you break even.
Now they took that same idea and applied it to sportsbetting.
You pick your team, place a bet and make the game more fun to watch, but if they lose you still have your deposit. The only thing you're actually risking is the yield.
Think about what that means. Traditional betting is designed so the house wins and most players lose over time. Lotteries are even worse. NetNet completely flips that model. The excitement stays, the downside disappears, and your capital keeps working the whole time.
It's also the kind of product that could blow up outside the crypto-bubble and bring people in who would never touch a lending protocol (or crypto).
We learned how to earn yield. We learned how to stack it. Now we get to use it.
Next cycle, we'll all point back to @NetNetCap as the moment DeFi found its next use case.
Al Dunlap is making history again, creating a whole new meta just like he did when he built NBA Top Shot.
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The $Net fortress balance sheet is the biggest on Robinhood and it's not slowing down 🤯
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Watch this 👇 [VIDEO]
The door is open.
The $DEED vault is live on Robinhood Chain.
CA: 0x5e55f18453545d0d4314c5106a2d8db934298e95
Hold a share of the apartment portfolio without the landlord work. Rent after costs stays in the vault each month.
On the 1st, we publish The Roll, apartment by apartment. You’ll see what was owed and what actually arrived. Late rent and vacant units stay on the record.
See the buildings behind DEED: https://t.co/MrTsdzMk5F
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This trade for me is $NET.
There are always coins that will reach a billion dollar FDV during a bull-market, and I think those will mainly be on the Robinhood chain this cycle.
@NetNetCap has the hardest working dev in the space, who's constantly shipping and bringing more value to the token, making it seem more undervalued by the week.
The treasury grows with $500K-$1M every day, pushing NAV higher, and with market buybacks being implemented in most of the games/products now, I can see us reach escape velocity soon.
Over the coming months, I think many $NET hodlers will outperform the people aping into a new coin every day.
Stake and chill.
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This is not priced into robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf yet 🫡
I saw a post by @shadowmakerxyz saying every dApp @NetNetCap has made is a standalone project another company would raise millions for.
Yet (🥅.🥅) has delivered on 13 of them in under 2 months.
I have 20 NET staked earning me roughly $250/day so even as the price is consolidating sideways, my bag is still going up.
Last week AI dunlap (Dev) mentioned they'll be buying robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf at 2x the NAV which means it's buying at $440.
He then mentioned the buys will likely be 2-3x the NAV in the coming months.
The Treasury just hit over $20M.
Goated team + 13 income producing dApps + potential @RobinhoodCrypto, @vladtenev interactions + a perfect narrative for tokenised stocks
= BILLIONS for robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf
"Don't bet against @NetNetCap" should be a slogan
Kalshi makes ~$11M a day in fees, mostly on sports. Polymarket just raised at $21B
NetNet launched a sportsbook this weekend where you bet your staking yield and keep your deposit, and they say it already did 1% of Kalshi's handle on one game in 8 hours
That's with the NFL season two weeks old, European football just getting going and the NBA still a month away
A 9 week old fund going after $20B+ companies. What do the next 9 weeks look like?
FY-HI robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf (🥅,🥅)
🚨BREAKING $NET NEWS: YOU CAN NOW BET ON THE LA @RAMSNFL VS. NY @GIANTS ON @NETNETCAP WITHOUT LOSING MONEY🚨
NETNET SPORTS BOOK RULES:
• FIXED SPREAD, EVEN-MONEY PAYOUTS
• BETS CLOSE AT KICKOFF — NO LIVE BETTING
• EXACT SPREAD = PUSH/REFUND
• RISK ON: BET wsNET, WIN 2X NET WAGER
• RISK OFF: BET ONLY YOUR STAKING REBASE/YIELD
• FEES RANGE 1.5%–6% BASED ON WHICH SIDE NEEDS LIQUIDITY; 3% BASE
• 50% OF FEES → HOUSE POT, 50% → RWA SLEEVE
• HOUSE BACKS IMBALANCES WITH ITS OWN wsNET
• TEAM GRADES FINAL SCORE; UNGRADED AFTER 72H CAN BE VOIDED
• USDG IN/OUT INCURS NET TRADING TAX; wsNET/sNET DOES NOT
• HOUSE = RWA SLEEVE, NOT TREASURY
HUGE Stream during the chiefs game. Like the biggest stream of my life .
I’m hammering chiefs . I’m hammering blackjack .
Ifs a thing like the whole blackjack session is free because I have disgusting money on chiefs.
https://t.co/Mv6L1dFo4W
We are gonna become the biggest streamer too as well as YouTuber !!!