Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq

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[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

Thot daughter extends the series to 5 #GentlemensSweep

[William Pervy @william_pervy]

Probably in #deek

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

I will be bombing #JoshHoover and the subway franchise he supports. I am sick of cold cut sandwiches. @IDF This is complete satire and I do not actually plan on bombing him for right now. Updates to follow.

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

@flapprdotnet Just stumbled upon this. Well, Flapper, i think she is the worst thing ever to happen to the american society. nothing enrages me more than her happiness. Taylor is against everything i stand for, and no, it is not wholesome or attractive by any means. fuck that treesh #neegy

[AB @AB84]

All that for a pulled hammy? What a faggot

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

Mark v. SigPi: Matty Beers in 4. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #SinkItFTW

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

#NukeDominos #RoundDownForCharity #BlackHoes

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

preach the gospel my brother.

[Mac Webster @_macwebster]

Sometimes you need to just hit a factory reset on everything.

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

I’ve shit 4 times and yacked until failure 3 times in the past hour. My butt is bleeding, we are now dry heaving, and I’m losing hope. What the fuck is in this e-coli filled Mexican water?? America would never do me like this. #BackDoorANDFrontDoor #USA #Pelota

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

@william_pervy ur “boy” probably has a fucking hammer on him. #Hung #DonJulio

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

@louwillingswort I love you, Lou.
Best,
RosyCheeksRosenwasser

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

#SAEwatch

[AB @AB84]

You are not a baddie. You’re just half naked and niggas are horny

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

Today we added another beautiful soul into the world. Ogugua Anunoby Rosenwasser, my beautiful daughter, my light, my why… may your life be filled with sunshine and love. God bless Benny Yahu.

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

mets playing the marlins is glorified middle school ball. embarrassing to the game.

[Jeremy Steinberger @JSteiny101]

James Harden:

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

I’ve had enough warm busch lite this weekend to fund a small rwandan village. god help my soul. please.

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

Are any broads in the 47421 area giving neck for a jewish YN? Please do contact.

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

More smog in the homeland than an industrial site this weekend. Somebody please clear this up soon. #DarkerThanUnderTheBed

[Gabriel “Rocket Man” Rosenwasser 6’6,CPA, PhD, Esq @RosyCheeks_Gabe]

Woke up constipated and frustrated. Updates to come. #Kirklanta #TushPush