Matthew Roth

A tornado full of sharks.
A high quality person.

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@altonbrown Misen or Anolon for nitrided carbon steel pans?

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@NewCardSmell @Popeyes Wait until I tell you that you CAN get Popeyes blackened ranch in stores. I know that bc I have a bottle of sweet heat, too.

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

Jack Hughes traded some teeth for a Gold Medal! USA! USA! 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

Hey @peacock your company is worth billions of dollars... Why does your app CONSTANTLY AND CONSISTENTLY have a delay between audio and video????

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@SouthwestAir @TracisStar Don't just do it for them, do it for all of us. You don't need to research it. We all feel this way.

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@Truist @okShellz So instead of having stateside phone representatives, we need to DM a Twitter account with issues? That's efficient. Got it.

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@netflix why does your feed for Raw look like it's in 360p? First the Tyson fight and now this garbage??

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

I've officially seen the coolest costume that can ever be.

[💀LAKE🏴‍☠️LAINER🦴 @Pleas_Kelley313]

Elite #halloween2024 costume 🎸Money ain’t for nothing

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@askpanera did you really get rid of all the other cream cheeses besides plain and honey walnut? First charged lemonade and now this 😩

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@connor_lh You, sir, are doing the Lord's work to expose this nonsense. I've said this for years, but never put the effort into a thesis like this.

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

Sign Trump to the Knicks-- he just went 34/34 from the court.

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

If this is the future of So You Think You Can Dance, you can just keep it because I don't want it. It's such an unneeded, garbage format change. #sytycd

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@KSRonX

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@UPROXX I'm gonna make him talk!

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

Toby Keith died???
He ain't worth missin'...
I'll see myself out.

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@RealPNavarro Was https://t.co/zt0LuF3Lar already taken?

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@CorbinWilliams_ @LexSporting @USLWLeague I came here to say this. Can't buy one for my kiddo now.

[NCAA @NCAA]

📚 3.946 GPA
⚛️ physics
🏀@TUWBX

Congrats to senior Madison Kellione on being named the #Elite90 award winner for @NCAADIII women’s basketball!

#d3hoops

[Matthew Roth @Rothasaurus]

@adriancobb There's worse 💩 on the local news