Dane Onzari

Biodegradable...

[Ice Spice’s Menstrual Cup @MedjaiMeech]

Baby once that coke hits your asshole YOU’RE gonna think you’re God

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Uzuri ya Tirries zikilala huwa zinapoint mahali shida ilitokea

[Quan @quanfrr]

petite ebony ruins young innocent man’s life

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@bonoko001 @wavesandstorms 😂😂😂

[Prince Charlie 🇰🇪 @Charliegachango]

God gave me the beeeest manzzzz.

I Love You Chommie ♥️♥️@k_ethan_

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@jean__marie_ Dm

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The litmus test to show how well you’re doing or not doing financially is by using the church theory. Kama unajua penya unaishi kuna zaidi ya kanisa nne,at a radius of 1km sorrounding you,wewe jua niwewe ulikua unajengewa affordable housing kabla mabwenyenye wanyakue. You are the poors

Kama unajua kanisa huwa unaenda huwa mnaspeak in tongues,na kweli kwa kichwa yako unajiambia mungu anaskia iyo upuzi unaongea,na ata wewe hujui unasema nini,forget about ever driving a car worth more than 250 sausand. Itakua ngumu sana

Kama unajua ile kanisa huwa huwa mnaenda,mkimaliza kuimba huwa mnasema “123 jesus!” ,sasa wewe ujue ata uyuko block,wewe uko kwa mitaro,ile tunaita trenches. Hiyo kanisa yenu ningumu upate mtu ako na gari isipokua pastor. This is the headquarters of poverty.

Bwana religion is the opium of masses. The deeper holiness,the deeper the poverty

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

girl grew her neck trying to dodge his kisses

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Nkurunziza amenitoa from a solid 2.7 to 3.9 💈
God bless immigration 😂

[Lemon Ginger👮‍♂️©️ @lannix_1]

No child, no school fees, no loans yet my salary can’t last two weeks becoz of my love for hoes

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@_num4 @Spear_80 @jakodoto @Gathumbi001 Woiii 😂

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@Gathumbi001 It gets easier every time we do it

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@deri_regen Stay prayed up, itajipa 🙏🏾

[Big Wizard 🪄 @bigwizarrdd]

Poor man — "he cheated "
Rich man — "they stole my man"

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Shida ya single mothers sasa ni mkikosana anaenda na watoto yake. Hajali uliuza shamba ndio ulipe schoolfees private school,unawachangwa ukifanya ile kwa chemistry tuliita effervesence,yani unatoa bubbles namna atari sana bwana. Do not! Apana jaribu iyo kitu!

[. @ck_xxv]

cuddling with my girl while scrolling twitter and my girl says “tweet about us cuddling” and this is the tweet.

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@meshhonourable Only if the girl already all na uterine cancer, but sasa shida ni utajuaje ako nayo...

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

The saddest part about kuoshwa ni kushinda umetext "mzee kumeendaje?" bila kujibiwa😂😂

[Dane Onzari @RotholandusF]

@_jambaqaSnr Huwa unarealize umetokwa but roho haitaki kuamini 😂