RotoLando

One smooth space GM.

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@BarclaysBankUS Yo. Just got an alert about how I'm approaching my maximum credit limit. I look online and my credit limit is way lower than it should be. After you put me on hold you drop the call after 15 minutes. If you have issues you might want to post something.

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@Friedricer99 @BarclaysBankUS I just got a similar email about approaching credit limit which is not even remotely true. No available humans to answer the phone. I'm guessing there's some major system issues.

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@WCGridiron @kdthompson5

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Quarantine Mini - Threat Delivered Upon https://t.co/uLOAQ9FEZZ

The Rooney Doing Rooney episode was underappreciated.

I heard this for the first time today and Conor's "slang dictionary" juxtaposed with whatever the hell Mike was doing had me in tears

@372Pages

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@372Pages After 2.5 years of working from home, I finally got my commute back. Time to catch up on some 372 Pages, starting with Moon People.

It's long gone, but I have to do this...

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Just sent. I like this league, but I like it even more with fantastic cash prizes. Thanks for running the show.

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It would be a great honor to drink beer from these....

[Dunedin Brewery @dunedinbrewery]

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...for a chance to win a 2021 Dunedin Brewery Literstein AND a German-made ceramic .05L mug. Winner will be drawn & announced on our Facebook Page, Thursday (10/7) around 12-Noon.

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@connor_m30 @B1G_Mhawk @patrickmccaff22 Basketball Life with Connor, Patrick and a Pretty Broad

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@marybethpf Meanwhile, in America...

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Motherfucker

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Aguilar (knee) not expected to return this year https://t.co/Txxk1w10es

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@danwiederer Ginger Chase Daniels

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@YoDoctorYo You know who else prefers their authority going unquestioned, despite visible evidence to the contrary?

MLB Umpires.

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@jasonwhitlock Paper Tigers

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@zanelamprey I haven't been to @CigarCityBeer since they were a no-table industrial warehouse, now they have awesome food and "Zane Lamprey" beer? Wha? When did I become Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer?

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A Quiet Place 2: More Dumbass Shit

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@Razzball Where's that Yankees Fan Eyeball Booger vaccine, Dr. Fooch?

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@YoDoctorYo @brucep13 @drbeen_medical Every family has a "Niacin Guy"

For some, Green Bay Packers-supporting cousins are their Niacin Guy.

For others Herbalife enthusiast uncle is their Niacin Guy.

I forgot where I was going with this. The point is, having fun helps. And this is the funnest longCOVID crew online.

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@YoDoctorYo Tearful confession:

I saw Dr. Yo eat a grape off the bunch at the supermarket. Did he purchase the bunch? He did NOT!

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@YoDoctorYo In here for you, bud.

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@YoDoctorYo You know this dork got so excited when he found an old picture of you.

He looked around for someone to high five, and the crushing void of loneliness hit him for a split second.

Then his mom said his TV dinner was ready and they both watched Everybody Loves Raymond.