F. Lizard King 🦎👑

Birth Survivor | Slimed at Nickelodeon '97 | 5x Presidential Fitness Award | 4x SBS Champ | Your Mother Fucker

[bomani @bomani_jones]

one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”

here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

According to Trump, the man on the left (visiting Disney by himself holding a princess wand) is MAGA, and the guy on the right is the "worst congressman in history"...

[F. Lizard King 🦎👑 @rotoREKT]

@BarryOnHere Steph:

[F. Lizard King 🦎👑 @rotoREKT]

@evanfoxy

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

Did you know not hydrating properly can cause you to become irritable?

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Maturing is realizing that we are all sIaves to the bottom 20 percent of society, far more than we are to the top 1 percent.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Just paid over $70 to fill up a tank of gas again this week.

Are we tired of winning yet?

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

10 high level scientists go missing or are found dead and the Federal Government starts to look into it only when a reporter brings it to the attention of the White House Press Secretary.

Seriously, what is the point of the FBI?

[Amity @amitylee13]

How about neither?

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

🚨War Update:
Iran opened the Straight of Hormuz. In response, Trump is now blocking it, so it's effectively closed.
This comes after continued fighting in an effort to force Iran to open the Straight of Hormuz, which they closed b/c of the war. A successful circle jerk.

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

LeBron really got war flashbacks when Luka & Reaves went down and decided to lock in

[F. Lizard King 🦎👑 @rotoREKT]

@Irsays_Trucking Mine just went out - 3 years and 360 days of service. New one installed and the plumber said they're designed now for 7-8 years max. Smh

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Kamala Harris would be doing the same thing Trump is doing in Iran but with a gay military and you wouldn’t be able to criticize it on X because the government would have seized it and turned it back into Twitter by now.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Let’s not forget about the Covid criminals and the Epstein files.

[magagoals @magagoals]

@rierikawaii

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

@BleacherReport Duke fans right now

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

IS 👏 IT 👏 WAR 👏

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

50,000 U.S. Troops have been deployed in an undeclared War on Iran. The people have had no say in this, Congress has been too cowardly to act, and American blood has already been shed. We must take the power over our government back.

[F. Lizard King 🦎👑 @rotoREKT]

@HelloKameHaHaHa @furiouswhopper @Wuki Trust me, you wouldn't.

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

This is going to trigger a lot of people...