kev mahserejian

2x middle school honor roll | 1x Emmy Winner @FoxSports | @ActionNetworkHQ | @USC

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@Decker6 Unc still got it

[schuperr @schuperr]

they kissed after this

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

ANDY PAGES = MR. OCTOBER

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

ANDY PAGES DRIVES IN TWO TO GIVE THE DODGERS THE LEAD IN THE 7TH

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@MikeZakarian you’ll get *some* fantasy points for sure!!

[LEB @TheCalebHoward]

???

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@dynastyPierre3 Close enough, welcome back Reggie Wayne

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Jaylin Noel this season

12 targets
8 catches
186 yards (15.5 yards/target)
2.14 YPRR

Simply do not understand the Texans’ obsession with worse WRs who can block better on the perimeter (run game sucks regardless). Get Noel on the field and HOOP

[Sean Koerner @The_Oddsmaker]

NEW Fantasy Flex Pod 🎙️ | Week 5 Projections

@RotoSurgeon & I break down our initial Week 5 projections + the players we’re high/low on.

Can Mike McDaniel’s vape pen come up with anything to save the Chargers offense or is Omarion Hampton cooked?

https://t.co/1D4KfaQpWE

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@PhillyCineBuff “Fire Sirianni” it’s everyone’s fault but Jalen. Not Jalen, it’s Patullo. Not Jalen, it’s the OL. Not Jalen, it’s someone else!

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@PhillyCineBuff @KendraMiddleton Jalen’s the butt of the joke here, not Lane. I don’t blame anyone dealing with a QB who can’t hit 100 passing yards to call it a career

[quinn @lunamothl3sbian]

finally, real sports journalism

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@dannyfootball59 LMAAAAOOOO

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

negotiating a dynasty trade that won’t get done without a 2029 3rd

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@Ziggybud I miss Around the Horn

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

gonna focus on my mental health and continue not watching first take

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

The movie Click was so ahead of its time. If you’re gonna let AI manage your fantasy football team, what parts of your life do you actually want to participate in?

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@Iammrfields I don’t have fucking time for this

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

we don’t care man just keep making sure your passes don’t go to the other team

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Patriots QB Drake Maye reveals he is unsure if United States landed on the moon in 1969 https://t.co/dnz0Y6FM2R

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

your leaguemate who bid 60% of his FAAB on “Will Shipley”

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

@stephenasmith @HuntsmanMH @AdCouncil