Rotten Kitty

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[Yo-Yo Ma @YoYo_Ma]

Some musical gratitude for all the healthcare workers who do the impossible every day.

Simple Gifts, #songsofcomfort

[myBurbank News @myBurbankNEWS]

ALERT: Burbank police and paramedics are responding to the AMC 16 for a report of one person who karate chopped another person

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

Oh, my day?
3+hours for COVID-Testing-appointment, in sunbaked hooptie (no A/C) that overheated on emergency-trip to mechanic.
Late to work.
Gig canceled.

#FML

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

If you did not feel it, before, then the sudden cancellation of #FridayThe13th, at The @ComedyChateau, should inspire resentment of the Coronavirus
#CancelCovid

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

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(Blame @GothComedian of The @DarkMarkShow)

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[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

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[Dark Mark @gothcomedian]

Spend #fridaythe13th with some #killers

https://t.co/o9LlTkQxur @ The Comedy Chateau https://t.co/DijVB7qmPe

[The Dark Mark Show @darkmarkshow]

Tommy Chong will be on @darkmarkshow
Tune in Friday night at 9pm pacific on @RenagadeRadio

#tommychong #cheechandchong #weed #comedy #legend

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

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[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

I am so proud to be represented by our U.S.A. Women’s Gymnastics team.

#FeelingPatriotic #Nerd #Simone #SimoneBiles #TeamUSA #TokyoOlympics

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

“You have the brain of a dead worm, Ms.Kitty”
---Mr.Henry
(…which I willfully admit; ’tis true)
#AdventuresInBabysitting #Henry #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Quote

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

Before BathTime, Mr.Henry decided to bite my behind, as he announced,
“You have a cutie-bootyface, & a super-butt”
#Babysitting #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Quote

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

Unapologetically-blurple, but…

♬…Oh, without them, I'm so blue
There's only one thing that will do
To make this heartache end
To be back home again…♬
---#BigBird/#CarollSpinney
(“#ImSoBlue,” #SesameStreet Presents: #FollowThatBird, 1985)

https://t.co/ZYIbvek7gy

#JimHenson

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

I share with my BigSister all of my secrets, which I must, now, whisper to the stars. May TheForce be with her. She is my hero, and I love her, always.

@CBergiadis

#CancelCancer #Heartbroken #ShotgunBetty #WaitTheresSomethingInMyEye

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

Let word ring-out, & the learning begin...
#Juneteenth (June 19th) is an official Federal Holiday!

#EmancipationDay #FreedomDay #JubileeDay

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today I signed the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act into law.

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

Mr.C: Maybe it's G*d telling you not to go?
Me: If your, 'G*d,' is telling me anything...maybe wonder why me, instead of you?
#CaregiverLife

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

I enjoy hearing different accents, but @EnterpriseCares should hire more locals, familiar with ballpark-close pronunciations.

#Adulting

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

Am I alone in noticing that a great many first-time-moms act as if they have somehow invented #Pregnancy?
#DeepThoughts #ReinventingTheWheel

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

#ThatMomentWhen...
...you eat just enough to be too much, before you have to work
Please, @RedBull, give me wings!
#HiHoHiHo #INeedANap #WFH

[Rotten Kitty @RottenKitty]

ThirstyDude: "I'd bet you get, 'Ariel,' in a #DisneyPrincess-Quiz, huh?"
Me: "Nope...#Ariel wanted to be around people."
#Close #MissTheGirl