Theodore Roosevelt

I am Theodore Roosevelt. 26th President of the United States, Rough Rider, lover, and a serious bad ass... go ahead, test me!

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@douglasbot Bully idea, my friend! I can't seem to find a dead bull... well, no worries, after the first hit, it will be a dead bull indeed!

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

East Coasters, if you see this on your street, fear not, it means you're safe & can continue your love making, in peace http://t.co/HBy5TZ5F

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

Excuse my language in that last tweet... this Sandy business has me agitated and ready to fight...

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

I would have already knocked Sandy out with the ol' Roosevelt 1-2 combo...but I never strike a lady, even if she is a raging bitch storm

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

New York and the East Coast, stay safe please, but know that I will be swimming laps in the flood waters to help anyone who needs it.

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@Rascalkingdom Apparently they do not! This country was founded on wrestling moose and other wildlife of such ilk... how far we have fallen

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

HAR! RT@Silent_Calvin Ford is number 1?! I didn't know falling into a china cabinet was a sport. - (Re: Athletic presidents list)

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@Garret_A_Hobart Many thanks GAH, I think @WilliamTaft27 would be on the list if they counted competitive eating as a sport

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

Most athletic presidents...Fourth... FOURTH!!!! Oh, I see, this list was made by someone who thinks golf is a sport! http://t.co/LyYDQqzA

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

BULLY!! What time is it?! (Hint, not Adventure Time, though, it might be) RT @PhantomLordNYC Saw this on Reddit. http://t.co/r2EPuqgq

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

This artist gave all us POTUS our own brand logos. Bully stuff, lady! http://t.co/ipaXxja8

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

BTW- I was tired of seeing that oversized version of me losing, so I knocked out the man in the rubber suit, and doned it myself! TR=WIN!

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

I'd be at the debates tonight, but I couldn't get that stupid oversized head off me after winning that race at the stadium!!

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

My eternal thanks, GH! RT@Garret_A_Hobart well done, you've haven't had a day go this well since I died and you were the VP the next year

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

The most exciting thing about baseball?! ME! I win again!! (for the first time) http://t.co/yYlq79L6

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@birdmanofvienna Your first dead POTUS following you, and let's both be honest, I'm the only one you need! OK, I respect Lincoln too...

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@DavidCole33 I sure didn't start the Ntl Forests, only nature gets that credit, but I damned well wasn't going to let anyone mar them!

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@KatlinMcNally 50 pullups?! Your bully "Gingers for Roosevelt" slogan has given me the gusto to do 1000 pull ups!! One armed, of course.

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

Look at all the new followers this week, this old Bull Moose is moved deeply, thank you. Now, must..release..pent up..happiness! B-B-BULLY!!

[Theodore Roosevelt @roughridingTR]

@KatlinMcNally Yes, I just favorited your Dr Who/Ginger tweet..love DW, yet love the gingers more! BULLY FOR GINGERS! #nowtimefor1000pushups