Jackass Jones

Just a good ol' country boy that owns an excavation buisness. Don't piss me off....I own a bulldozer. Yer Mom!!!

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@TaraBull808 Lonesome Dove

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@TheAKGuy Dooooo iiiittttttttt

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

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@GuntherEagleman Who?

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@dom_lucre Why are term limits always last on the list?

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@TaraBull808 Hi !

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@dom_lucre Divider in chief

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@TaraBull808 Hi

[Round Rock Express @RRExpress]

Another giveaway for the final homestand! Repost for a chance to win 4 tickets in our President's seats and dinner on us in the Intel Club.
Winner will be selected on September 12 at 10 a.m. CT.

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@catturd2 EDC!

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@TomFitton Why do schools spend millions on sports complexes and not school security? Criminals DO NOT care about gun laws. Arm and train every teacher. Hire competant security. Why are property tax dollars spent on sports?

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@Purple_POV Thank you @tedcruz extremely proud that you are my TX senator. Where is @JohnCornyn on this? Pathetic.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

I’m proud to be an American and a Christian! Are you?

I’m now going to see how many will have the courage to Retweet this or admit they are too scared to share it..

[Jackass Jones @RoundDozerMan]

Word of advice. Dont fart in insulated bib overalls. They create a direct chimney to your nose, and there is no escape.

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@MLB Homeruns while on 1 knee

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@RealMattCouch 1 ply toilet paper

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https://t.co/1YhegTbSVl

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@trickmaster1313 hey @JennyJones06 bought you something, you need to come get it! #foreveralone

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

If an infinite number of LOOGYs pitched an infinite number of baseball seasons, eventually Darren Oliver would post an ERA below 2.

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What was the answer to the trivia question? #Rangers