you want to be a male nurse?
do you understand that us doctors do not like this stuff?
we need pretty nurses in tight uniforms with hair in pony tails. wtf has gotten into you?
OK OK i get it, this is all too much for you.
how about anesthesiologist?
Its easy, just listen to what I say, then do it.
How much does he weigh?
180? 200? close enough.
I want 15 Milibar of nitrous oxide, for????? for what?????
let me think,,,,shhhhhhh im thinking. I think 16 seconds wide open.
OK on 3 2 1 GO. hold it and Ill count down 16 seconds.
let him take a good hit of it. I dont want him doing the squid when I have his gizzard in my hands.
you know i like my coffee like me eh?
sweet n white.
whats gotten into you?
I'm the Doctor of Love. But I do surgeries on the side.
like the side of your neck for instance.
in these high speed impacts, its not the crash tat is harsh, its the sudden stop.
so broken bones, etc can be set later on, as long as you dont have full on compounds it can wait. Urgency states internals and head injuries like brain bleeds and organ trauma need to be known about pretty fast, although Xray (digital) is a fast way to see boney things, it can hide blood pools and hemo loss inside.
so BP/HR visual hands check, stab all lose parts, and ship him up for a CT scan. whole body. A lot of this gear now is hooked to Ai and it does the prelim looks, then guides you into problem areas.
Can you hold my knife? id like a fresh coffee.
how would you assess them?
you need to follow standard well ironed out protocols.
Obviousy you would check vitals and stabalize asap, but only machines will tell you the whole story.
As your assessing his torn liver is bleeding out inside him. And if there are no perforations in his lower IN or colon, there ill be zero blood out of his anus.
let me go read a book, ill be back with a prognosis.
@James_fluffler@6e7hy they are unconscious.
rare is it to catch internal haemorrhages with your visual assessment.
Stabilize the legs, ringers and lactate, and have him shipped to CT. You may have to go in like fast and cut out his gizzard to save him.
lets not fuck around ok?
without seeing the wound, holding it in my hand, and assessing it, hard call.
If all alive Id think the far right has the least chance to live. Looks like he has a metal shiv in his jaw.
id be worried the semi compound fractures on far left are a bit close to femoral.
Tough call on this one. leg injuries are rarely life taking unless the bleed cant be stemmed.
I'd like to sleep on this decision.
Although you may not believe this... I'm not a priest.
But I feel my cat may want to do this too me at times as I have him blocked from anything with a cable/wire or lead. And he is pissed about it. lol