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BREAKING: @PhilGalfond and @berkey11 announce they’ll release data findings in Mike Postle investigation in 55 years.

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@PokerNationLIVE @DougPolkVids @Mister_Keating @GmanPoker “I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!” ~ @philivey

#poker

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@WAFoxen @ACR_POKER @WPN_CEO “ACR is safe and effective”

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@HCLPokerShow They look so different without the tracksuits

#pokerstars

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@DougPolkVids “If I carry on as if I ‘believe’ everything I’m doing is legal — I’m good, right?”

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Investigative journalist Nick Shirley (@nickshirleyy) is reportedly looking into allegations of fraud at @ClubWPTGold

The online poker site has received millions of dollars for operating a poker learing site, but no one is attending the classes.

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#onlinepoker
#scam

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Doug Polk responds to money laundering allegations at @LodgePokerATX

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I did not participate in, and still have no knowledge of, any money laundering in the operation of the Lodge.

I understand that some people assume that because there was a search warrant, a crime must have been committed, but that’s not really how the process works. A search warrant is just one step in an investigation, based on an affidavit from law enforcement.

That affidavit has not been given to the Lodge or made public.

My heart goes out to the hundreds of Lodge employees whose jobs are in jeopardy. These are good, kind, hardworking people, and it is painful to see them struggle through this uncertainty.

I also care deeply about the situation for our members. There are numerous people with both chip balances and tournament payouts that cannot currently be processed. I want to reiterate that these members will be made whole, and I will personally make sure that happens, in coordination with my attorneys, so that it is done properly.

With the advice of my lawyers, I am committed to cooperating with law enforcement officials, answering any questions they have, and doing everything I can to clear up the confusion of what has and has not been happening at The Lodge.

I expect to provide another update soon, once more information is available and my attorneys have had an opportunity to fully assess the situation.

In the meantime, I appreciate your patience and support.

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TRUMP CONGRATULATES TEAM USA HOCKEY!

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@phil_hellmuth “Clueless” Las Vegas Strip casino executives fail to recognize poker boom

https://t.co/VkFYWIEuAK

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@AriEngelPoker @GGPoker @WSOP Past cheaters too?

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@OnlyFriends_Pod @berkey11 Berkey is feeling it today… he earned it… The OF crew is gonna lap it up…

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@berkey11 And he’s vaccinated and everything

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Remember when the “poker community”told @WAFoxen he was unfit to play @WSOP?

#EndWokeness

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@OnlyFriends_Pod @MntalHlthMatt @BuffaloHanks @ChampionsPoker Booster shots?

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“CTO Strikes Gold At Beau” coming soon to NetFlex

Behind the scenes footage of Mike Postle’s deep run at The Million Dollar Heater @BeauBiloxi.

How he tossed cholera aside like it was 88 Plaintiffs.

The back alley rhinoplasty that helped pull it off.

Narrated by @Joeingram1

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@AP Watch as Victor Wembanyama inadvertently hits himself in the neck after he trips over his own feet…

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@BarstoolNate @RealKidPoker @drew_amato We notice Nate’s tweets the most…

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@kittykuopoker We���re very excited Kitty is considering our offer to appear in hangover 4.

At this time we’d also like to reach out to Marke Spragg (@MarleSpragg) about a starring role in “Miss Congeniality 3.”

#pokerdivas
#SorryNotSorry

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Breaking News: Sources say @Joeingram1 ready to fire investigators @TomDwan, @haralabob, and @shaundeeb for “inability to produce substantial evidence” in @RobbiJadeLew cheating scandal …

#poker
#cheating
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@beeeemo @Raypierce675Ray @Osullivan303 @BartHanson Bill, looks like an outlier…

Keep up the good work…