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Rounders Regular | Left Hand Tugger | Ripstick Enthusiast | #5thyear

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Jalen Milroe back in Tuscaloosa following dogshit preseason performance

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@BoneyardBizBul Love to hear it Biz, let’s have a day

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Don’t let anybody tell you that you can’t have a great Tuesday

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Got brutally frame mogged on my way to class this morning

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I always panic when those legs get widespread

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Gonna start putting sticky notes with my boys number on random fat girls cars

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Buddy who I’ve never seen interact with a woman got butt last night

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@arnoldwheeler36 I have been put in an uber and everyone is mad at me

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One like and I scream the n word in the middle of the bar

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Can we all keep our burners going until we’re on our death beds and come to each other’s funerals

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Fellow grad students, how do you have fun without feeling like a #loser

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I don’t like retards

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Found the original

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Are you kidding me

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Just walked a freshman girl to her first class
In there like #swimwear

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@DeputyFife69 Training for my TA job

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Nice intramural champion shirt #fag
(I’m so jealous)

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What kinda game was I on?

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Tuscaloosa burners come find me at Gallettes and houndstooth all day

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#songoftheday

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There’s not a more sexual straight dude on straight dude experience than the hot towel at the barbershop