Wife: Ok please please don’t get way too into Kenny Pickett’s first start today. Drinking the beers, setting unrealistic expectations that no young athlete could ever…
Me:
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Catch us rocking our new helmets from @GoJacksJFPA this Saturday at 6:00 pm vs. UC-Davis.
Thank you @GoJacksJFPA for Making A Difference and making these a reality!
#GoJacks 🐰🏈
“Can I drive your car.”
No you’re 5
“Can I have a beer?”
No you’re 5
“Can I have a cigarette?”
No you’re 5
“Can I take hormones and change my gender?”
Of course! You know what’s best.
All the people my age nowadays are getting married or having children, meanwhile I’m still trying to figure out what my friends and I are doing Saturday night.