Albus Dumbledore

I am the stone that the builder refused

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

‘Imma go smoke that dmt pen in the middle of the sand pyramids on the beach tonight’

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

Ohio is the place dreams go to die

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

@Perrier hi can someone please explain why all of my recently purchased bottles of Perrier were flat?

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

damned if I don’t

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

damned if I do

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

@DudeImGnar Well most of us do

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

@DudeImGnar Yes we do

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

im in the taco bell drive thru like “yes chef” “thank u chef”

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

when in doubt- add more garlic

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

red as the devils dick

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

brb doing mental math at a bachelor with one eye closed

[Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic]

You’ve heard of the violin, now get ready for the violence

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

@DudeImGnar I’ve gotten four in the past three months and I just want more and more

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

if I die the ghosts did it

[Albus Dumbledore @RowdyFlow]

You got the antidote - i’ll take one to go please