Michael Roby

Gotta Keep'em Guessing. Mr. Mojo Risen. #TeamBudweiser #Cards #TheGreatest. Budweiser And BIC Lighters.

Chevrolay Or It's Gay!

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Mein kampf

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Does anybody use this anymore

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T shirt idea:
I might be bald
But I'll get you off.

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8.4% and Biden wants to raise it in the 20's. Sheesh.

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I gave her the boot, after she blew my flute

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Heaven
Is in the palm of my hand and it's waiting here for you.

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I'm your baby momma screen saver.

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Tight times in Tallahassee.

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Kendrick gonna wait a whole year. Then drop a whole diss record.

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Tight times in Tallahassee.

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Talk about a weird moment.

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He buys her roses
While I'm getting throated.

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She want my heart
But I don't even know if I got one

Damn.

[Michael Roby @RowdyRoby]

Yesterday, I met a multi millionaire dude who is English.
An was wearing husqvarna suspenders.
#Goals.

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Fuckin sad.

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

Kenny Payne is now responsible for two of the three 20-loss seasons in the 110-year history of Louisville basketball.

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

Kenny Payne is now responsible for two of the three 20-loss seasons in the 110-year history of Louisville basketball.

[Michael Roby @RowdyRoby]

It's like I'm talking to a 12 year old.

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Once was a thought inside my head
'Fore I'd reach 30 I'd be dead
Now somehow on and on I go
I keep on rollin' with the flow
And Jesus loves me, yes, I know
So, I keep on going with the flow.

[CeraVe @cerave]

If you didn't catch our Super Bowl commercial, we want to clarify: we're developed with DERMATOLOGISTS, not Michael Cera.

[Michael Roby @RowdyRoby]

Where she at thou?

https://t.co/WisMJC7iYM

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So far on Ted. They've stolen a bunch of other comedians jokes.