Rowena Stone

I enjoy cookies, chocolate, and soda so much that I live on a diet of them. This leads me to believe that I am part elf.

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

@askjcp why do your merchandise credit cards state "redeemable for merchandise or services (excluding gift cards) in JCPenney stores in the U.S. or PR, and https://t.co/XTuGkJBnMx" and yet I can't use it online (confirmed by your online chat customer service agent)? #whatgives

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

#HappyHalloween2021 from Michael, Elliott, Gertie, and E.T.! @DrewBarrymore

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

The frosted animal cookie sounds delicious! 🤤#DQSweetestSeasonPass #DQSweepstakes

[Dairy Queen @DairyQueen]

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No Purch. Nec. Ends 5/24/21. 18+, US only (excl. TX). Rules: https://t.co/unkhghMJsu.

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

@chrissyteigen No words can possibly help heal your broken heart, but please know that you are not alone. Sending love - from a Mama who knows

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

I don’t always tweet about #DragRace, but I mostly do. #TeamCrystalMethyd Also, I’m a week behind but @mattiseman is always a queen in my book. #celebritydragrace

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

So sweet when my daughter goes to give me a kiss and ends up coughing directly into my mouth. #Kids #Germs #toddler

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

@bobbybonesshow “Grizzly Adams did have a beard.”

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

@BobsBurgersFOX I am a mix of Linda, Louise, and Gene! (But opted as Linda for Halloween)

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

In case anyone is wondering... I am #TeamBrookeLynn and #TeamYvie. Sorry Akeria. Sorry, I’m not sorry Silky. #DragRaceFinale #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

I am LIVING for the @McDonalds ads with @RuPaulsDragRace queens! @ThorgyThor specifically. #AFewOfMyFavoriteThings

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

⁦@AmericaFerrera⁩ representing a baller name on ⁦@NBCSuperstore⁩ #Rowena https://t.co/yV6WUs63mL

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

Kid kept drinking bath water. Kid kept choking/coughing from bath water. “Well kid, maybe if your water wasn’t filled with farts, you wouldn’t choke on it.” #Parenting #LifeLessons

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

I thought I was teaching by example while cleaning, letting my kid hold the dust pan. All was well until she looked me dead in the eye and licked the dust pan. #Parenting #Parenthood #kids

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

#TeamNaomi #AllStars4 for playing the game the best. Don’t sleep on @naomismallsduh

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamNaomi?! RT and spread the word!! @naomismallsduh #AllStars4

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

@rissgar While trying to work and eat... I seem to have taken a small bite out of my breakfast burrito wrapper. Only to notice after I was done with it. #breakfastofchampions

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

I love a good deal, but standing in line for hours (average wait appears to be 6-8) for a $30 #buildabear... my time is worth more than that.

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

When your baby loves the theme to @theofficenbc, you must be doing something right, right? #IzzyLou #OurLittleGem

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

"He's off his cooker." #MomQuotes 🤷‍♀️I think she meant rocker.

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

When I turned 16, my parents were searching for a car for me. “We looked at a vulva for you today!” She meant Volvo. #MomQuotes

[Rowena Stone @RoweTheStone]

Upon seeing someone being frisked by a police officer on the side of the road, "I bet he was doing some erotic driving." She meant erratic. #MomQuotes