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[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

<5 years ago evan spiegel created snapchat & today his net worth is 2.1 billion dollars & he's engaged to miranda Kerr, follow ur dreams ppl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

FAFO

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

steak*

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Candy is cool and all but imagine getting handed a Chicken Quesadilla at the door.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Candy is cool and all but imagine getting handed a Chicken Quesadilla at the door.

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

cobb salad is not good. I said what I said

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

not the raiders ruining my day again

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

imagine trying to demand respect from someone that doesn’t even intellectually stimulate you. dude doesn’t even know the name of the only planet that’s blue

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

tell me this is not actually plymouth rock I am screaming, crying

[Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪 @Rixpoet]

The best gift I got from this experience was the love of my friends. Some even came from far to bring me food. Many of those friendships were people I'd known for a number of years. I learned that communities are the oil that really sustains us. Love heals.

[ИΞΞΞ @x3neee]

Ain’t no coming back after certain shit and I don’t think ppl be realizing that

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

@meegslol @DUALIPA @KygoMusic why can’t you

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

really in the mood for @DUALIPA and @KygoMusic to collab

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

@meegslol @blackcharles10 down

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

being on time is a form of respect. if you’re always late then you don’t value respect. simple as that

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

just heard a husband put his wife on speaker phone. to put her order in and this has to be the most genius maneuver I’ve seen. 10/10 chances it’s a healthy marriage

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

@kingwonton can’t teach a fish how to climb a tree

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

did I stay in bed a little longer today because I thought the thunder was actually us getting bombed? refuse to die at work

[del scorcho @roxykupfert]

“it was a great second date but then at 6am he told me he was tired so I told him we had nothing in common and ended things” 😭😭😭 @meegslol