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Rounding out like a blimp

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@DKmate1 I can't pull them up when they keep disappearing into my cheeks!

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@DKmate1 When it comes to blowing up dudes like fat doughballs, you're the king

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@DKmate1 "I ain't never had a balloon like you. "

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@DKmate1 Who puts the wide into triple wide?
Flabules!
With fatty moobs and a big backside?
Flabules!

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@DKmate1 What huh wha??

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@KygenDrake There's just something about a cute fatty wearing heart patterned boxers in ripping pants that's just always perfect comedic gold

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@DKmate1 Now he truly is the size of a barge

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@DKmate1 And on this farm, he had a fat blonde cow, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a wobble here, and a jiggle there,
Here a slosh, there a bounce, everywhere a sloshy bounce...
He's a big, fat himbo cow, ee-i-ee-i-o

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@BurGurSop Oooh something tells me that this aristocrat is gonna go from wide to double wide soon

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@BurGurSop He may not have gotten the role he wanted, but I'm sure he'll have plenty of comedy parts in the future as the "fat best friend"

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@DKmate1 It's for the best to be out of its misery. Herc needs to be weighed on a livestock scale anyway.