Orso Bianco

Things got too spicy for the pepper.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Turn off the TV, turn off the news, ain't nothing to see, they're serving the blues.

Happy 250th America

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

And just like that, boat ramp struggle season is in full bloom.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Patricio Pitbull is a 39 year old man. A UFC fight can't beat him any harder than life already has. Aaron Pico looks real good fighting his division's version of Liam Neelson

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Miller's Ale House in Willow Grove, PA was clearly the inspiration for the movie Waiting. A comedic gold mine of sad folks at the bar, generic Sysco food and a bunch of mutants for employees.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

When I retire I hope it's 1/10 of @MikeMav22 retirement. This guy is a wizard.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?
Person being interviewed: What's your job look like on a day to day basis?
Interviewer: Have you ever untangled a plate of spaghetti and sorted the noodles by length and how much sauce is on each of them? Kinda like that.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

This is over the span of 20 minutes.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

I'm 41, and watching a woman who is clearly older than me at the Buffalo Wild Wings bar crush 3 white claws and two shots of blackberry Jack Daniels has me feeling pretty good about myself right now.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Welllllll.....

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

@jakepaul coming out with that snitch is a bold choice Cotton, let's see how that works out for him.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Watching @jakepaul walk down the CTE highway.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

up to 1 hr 35 min on the phone. I have been transferred 4 times and not a single person can unlink this deactivated account from my mobile account so that I can connect my active FiOS account.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

@VerizonSupport Having an absolutely terrible time trying to achieve a simple goal. My mobile account has a deactivated home Internet account linked to it. I can't link my actual active FiOS account which I've had for nearly 10 years to this account. Spent 2 hours on chat and now

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Dinner is a wagyu hot dog with dungeness crab and a cocoa puffs old-fashioned. Seattle is just making shit up at this point.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Reason #128 to have a boat on the Ohio river. Anchored off right at sunset enjoying a beer and beautiful weather and a boat flies past you and a guy on it is mooning you.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

On a fucking Saturday no less.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Haven't had a road soda in a minute, but I believe leaving work at damn near midnight when you've been up since 0430 is constitutionally protected from fascist open container laws.

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

I'm usually pretty good at being able to pronounce a word or name I've never heard, only read, but I am at a loss on this one. Maybe Shing-Giss-Con? Shine Gus?

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

Anyone have eyes on @KevinRyanComedy and @HFoleyComedy aka "The Big Man" during this caper? #areyougarbage

[Orso Bianco @RoyalOhBee]

I'm confused, is it okay to listen to R. Kelly again? Between Ye and Diddy, he'd look like an Eagle scout. Say what you will, Trapped in the Closet was comedy gold.