Arthur Pendragon

Modern version of The Once and Future King of Camelot. The best and only Royal Prat in Albion and the modern world. The prattish side of the coin. #Parody

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

Adele's songs have been banned in Camelot ever since Merlin took one particular song too seriously and tried to set fire to the rain.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal What is a World Cup? Something like the Grail?

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@ItTonite I am here, now. Can I be of any help?

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

I got almost killed once again. It's becoming a habit. Merlin, where were you while I was being attacked with sorcery?

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal Are you...floating?!

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal I have no interest in your poetry, save it for yourself.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal No, I was merely explained my argument regarding your oh-so-full-of-tragedy-and-romance life.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal Do you feel the need? Then yes, you are having a hero-complex. A tragic hero, how poetic.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal Don't tell me you never feel like you have to save every unfortunate souls who happen to cross your way.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal Since when is your life full of romance? More like servitude and playing hero, really.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal First Romeo&Juliet and now Hamlet. You have a thing for tragedy and romance? Oh wait, you DO.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal You asked and I gave you an answer, don't blame me if you don't like my answer.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal I missed seeing you in the stocks, yes.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal I recall hearing the sounds of tomatoes and eggs hitting your face.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal She must have deliberately failed to mention the "the stocks is waiting for you" part. Girls.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal Very. Usually those dreams involve you, the stocks, and vegetables.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal Careful, Merlin. If your ears keep getting bigger, I don't think your head could support them.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal And that's, exactly why I would never replace you. Keep blabbering your idiocy and indulge me, you are the best.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal After hundreds of complaints and excuses? Oh yes, Merlin, you really are the best.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal It depends on how you see it. Judging from how you perform your chores, you are not the best. Far from it, actually.

[Arthur Pendragon @RoyalPratness]

@Emrys_Immortal No, Merlin. I am just being by honourable, honest self, as always.