Whoa Whoa Whoa

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

A reminder

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

There is the newspaper he is reading.

[Tarquin 🇺🇦 @Tarquin_Helmet]

“See you later masturbator”
“In a while pedophile”

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I picked out a beautiful spot over there for you, right next to Ivana.”

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

10 years and 2 days service might be just enough.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@pgrathoff That’s heat from 35’.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@mehdirhasan My wife and I did the same. I’m arguing that, no, he’s been dead like a week and it’s a cover up. She said not that one, the gay one that won’t admit it.

[Ian Mariani @ian_mariani]

I’m not going to angrily tweet at @AmericanAir for a 4.5 hour delay in Dallas making me miss an entire day of a trip to Denver.

I’m going to angrily tweet at @SecDuffy for repealing the rules that made sure I got more than a meal coupon.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Lindsey Graham: “I feel good about where we’re going as a nation. We’re killing all the right people…Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs.”

Pay close attention to every politician who mourns this lunatic’s passing. It means they are genocidal warmongers too.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Lindsey Graham when he arrived in hell and saw Mitch McConnell…

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@KCsixtyseven Was hoping for a split taint honestly.

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

36-year-old Kirby Puckett held a press conference at the Metrodome to officially announce his retirement on this date in 1996. Cleveland happened to be in town, and Dennis Martinez attended the press conference. Puckett had been hit in the face by a Martinez fastball at the Metrodome in what turned out to be Puckett’s final regular season plate appearance on September 28, 1995.

Puckett appeared poised for a big season in 1996, batting .344 in spring training when he woke up on the final day of camp unable to see out of his right eye. He was diagnosed with glaucoma (unrelated to the season-ending hit-by-pitch), and placed on the Injured List for the first time in his career. Four surgeries did nothing to improve his vision before he officially announced his retirement.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@RGIII You do know he’s a rapist, and you have a wife and daughters. You really just like the clicks don’t you.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@mcgregorufc22 Warrior needs to be replaced with rapist and this makes sense.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@RogerMarshallMD Can’t you take his dick out of your mouth for like 2 min and just say the state next to yours did a great job. Fuck dude.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@RGIII Who cares. He’s a rapist. Let it go dude.

[Whoa Whoa Whoa @Royalsrally]

@TheMFinKC Needs that Curb Your Enthusiasm sound.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit who did this? 😂😂😂

[Drew @7drewdawg]

Why are yall like this? Instead of being proud that we have the greatest women’s team of all time yall just rag on them for no reason.

[Regulator🇺🇸 @Revolutioig9]

Accurate.