Candee

Hi, my name is Roy Candee.

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Hi my name is Roy. I'm not vegan but I sure am lovable. Check out my 1st vid. @TheBCBlonde @rudymancuso @azizansari https://t.co/KuoOeBkx0h

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Join @RoyCandee today in the #carolinawilderness for a nice @MillerLite It's damn near 5pm. @jimmyfallon @adultswim

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Join @RoyCandee today in the #carolinawilderness for a nice @MillerLite It's damn near 5pm. @jimmyfallon @adultswim

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Jump Magic Jump. Here's to A life long dedication to music. #bowieRIP #bowiesinspace @DavidBowieReal @BBCNews @PasteMagazine @RollingStone

[Candee @RoyCandee]

You want to double your money? Install a secret drawer under every table. @UNILAD @Independent @azizansari @galifianakisz @POTUS @nbcsnl

[Candee @RoyCandee]

You think I ain't worth a dollar? I've got two dollars. I feel like three dollars. What now!? @rudymancuso @SNLorneMichaels @michaelianblack

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Damn. We all have less then 24 hours to fulfill our #2015 #Goals. Mine was to cry tears of pure joy. @WillFerreI @jimmyfallon @SocialBro

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Thanks #Lemmy for teaching us to live free or die & to fight fire w/ hell fire. May that ole Angel of death be intimidated. @RollingStone

[Candee @RoyCandee]

@WeAreBermuda you guys are beautiful #LifeIsGood

[Candee @RoyCandee]

#Bermuda is starting to look like a damngood #PlanB but I'll never abandon my #SweetCaroline @kathygriffin @PasteMagazine #Trump @guardian

[Candee @RoyCandee]

A mountain or $6000? Which one would you choose? @jimmyfallon @galifianakisz

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Bermuda is starting to look like a good #planB but I'll never abandon my #SweetCaroline @MericaSupplyCo @PasteMagazine #Trump @guardian

[Candee @RoyCandee]

What's impressive about me is how many push-ups I cannot do. It's quite a lot when you think about it. @WillFerreI @guardian @azizansari

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Trying to figure out who is worth my vote. I'm a bewildered man lurking through a petrified forrest. Hi there @azizansari @StephenAtHome !

[Candee @RoyCandee]

@GlenCampbell "Arkansas" kind of day. It's slower paced but you can still do a sexy lady dance to it. @pitchfork

[Candee @RoyCandee]

@Independent we could of had it all, but now we #Bearly have anything to look forward to.

[Candee @RoyCandee]

@Independent If #LeonardoDiCaprio doesn't get raped by a bear in this movie, then there is no plot. Biggest spoiler alert EVER Jaysus Cryst!

[Candee @RoyCandee]

The secret to better loving is a lil Chai Tea in the morning a lil Tai Chi in the afternoon and lil #BarryWhite round night. @jimmyfallon

[Candee @RoyCandee]

@JohnCena Hello, it's @RoyCandee. Just making sure you're having a good day. @galifianakisz @jimmyfallon

[Candee @RoyCandee]

It is crazy how many bald eagles they've caught on camera in mid-prayer recently. @jimmyfallon @MericaSupplyCo

[Candee @RoyCandee]

Next time they catch one of them lil #ISIS fellers, they should lock him in a room with nothing but @JohnCena