Roy Graber

Superdad, community volunteer and fan of all things small town and rural. Tweets (do you still call them that?) are my own.

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@ohhanxiety Hand him a broom and ask him to sweep the steps and the sidewalk. Then I'd go back to bed.

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@Kristinartz Teem.

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@janninereid1 You do realize that by bad-mouthing him on social media, you are validating his relevance. My favorite songs of his are Cadillac Ranch, Lucky Town, Stand on It and Murder Incorporated. Too many jewels to mention.

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@TyMastersonKS What's your plan to keep rural schools viable? Priorities for state parks and fishing lakes? Research at state universities? The Kansas Veteran's Home in Winfield? State government isn't about partisanship. A good leader would know that.

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@oharaforkansas I heard your ad on Bott Radio Network. I don't think your intended message of portraying yourself as a Christian candidate was successful.

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@DawnsMission Did you ask her permission to publish her photo on social media? If you didn't, it's cyberbullying. And people who do that have a mental illness.

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@20th_Centurygal You said I might regret the day I let you go, I'd wind up stranded like a washed-up gigolo, I'd get more static than a broken radio -- Cheap Trick, Didn't Know I Had It.

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@Riley_Gaines_ What a strange "issue" to be concerned about.

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@DougWahl1 The federal government needs to dismantle it, salvage and sell all parts with value, sell the remaining metal at a scrapyard, and pay down the national debt.

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@filmstofilms_ Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

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@ATRightMovies "You guys fight like stewardesses!"

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@ATRightMovies Sherman Hemsley will always be George Jefferson.
James Garner will always be Jim Rockford.
Candice Bergen will always be Murphy Brown.
Matt LeBlanc will always be Joey Tribiani.

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@Jassmini2 Smokeless tobacco

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@HawkEmDownChris In the sport of rodeo, I'd have to say Super Looper Roy Cooper

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@ATRightMovies Alone Again, Naturally

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@_iamlougotti Foreigner's Head Games.

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@JohnMorsekxg4Ot @BarrySchust Jim Stafford also sang that. Guessing Dr. Hook was first, though.

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@BarrySchust I also have to mention Stone Cold (Rainbow)

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@BarrySchust Blood from a Stone (Hooters)

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@HawkEmDownChris Nobody to me was more fun to watch than Dan Quisenberry.