Roy Ivy

Former leader of The Tah-Dahs, Polyphonic Spree choir boy, and lazy writer. Download my guts at

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No shit

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@glennbeck Glenn, you’ve been a terrible person for decades now…but you’re better than this.

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@viv_ralls @RepLuna You’ve never read Mark Twain…or a book, period.

Twain was a man of grace and wit. Trump’s guttural.

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@TimSheehyMT There’s 👏 no 👏 such 👏 thing 👏 as 👏 paid 👏 protestors 👏

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@KurtAlme @bradmwarren The ONLY thing you’ve told us is that you’re endorsed by Trump, which ain’t gonna win ya any support from non-MAGA. What else you got?

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@flo_hauz @em_Lazzy @hashjenni JFC

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Ugh, it’s gonna be six months of Flint ads packed with AOC slagging. This is gonna suck.

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Can’t wait for the @aaronflint campaign to call @SamForstag a transgender MS-13 enabler.

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Spielberg out plugging so hard I expected a new WTF to drop.

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@aaronflint You’ll win because people are dumb and Dems are flaccid, but goddamn man, do something besides tout being endorsed by the gross old blasphemer who made America broke (and brought the worst people to Montana).

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@KurtAlme @TimSheehyMT It was my great pleasure to vote against you, Kurt.

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More things awful people say:
Fuck Sam Levinson!
Free Tina Peters!
Data centers are actually good!
You didn’t complain about gas under Biden!

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@1800factsmatter “Scratching the surface” and ran outta names really fast

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@FoxNews He ain’t lying

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Today, the world’s worst people are:
dogging on Martina McBride
calling Talerico a gay vegan
insisting data centers are good for us
calling Kane the future of cinema

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@TimSheehyMT AIPAC Shitstack Sheehy sez whut?

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@MarioNawfal Most insane evil propaganda I’ve ever seen: if you hate AI, you hate America?

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@epaleezeldin @mt4ltdgov B U L L S H I T

Trump’s 500 days in - no excuses. This ain’t gonna save Americans a fucking dime.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Donald Josephine Trump

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@FoxNews We’re almost 500 days into this 2nd term, and you finks are still blaming Biden. Lame.

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@aaronflint Montanans are doing GREAT under Trump. Everything’s so affordable. Please keep sending me 500 fliers a week reminding us how Trump endorsed you are!