Roy May

I whoop, therefore I am

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

It's not Veteran's Day. It's the day after.

It's not Memorial Day. It's the day after.

It's not the 4th of July. It's the day after.

Be patriotic, support veterans, honor those that gave it all. It's not just ON the day. It's BECAUSE of the day.

250 looks good on you, USA🇺🇸

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

WE GET MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN SEATTLE⚽️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

If there ever was a "dude knows ball" moment

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Harsh red card for USA’s Balogun. Two players going for same ball. Clumsy and looks bad in slow motion as they all do. Reckless and yellow would have covered it. It wasn’t one where Balogun was trying to ‘ leave one ‘ on opponent.

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

I'm not sure it's healthy how willing I am to continue to re-watch "Top Gun Maverick"

And I don't care

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@WendyMa27177665 @shaunvlog_ Scotland is unbelievable. My wife and I are both considering moving there. It had that much of a profound effect on us when we visited a couple years back

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@EODHappyCaptain Monster is probably a good/terrible start

Or S'mores

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@TheJohnnaLee18 Should I bring Ronnie in as a defense witness?

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

I know I've had a couple of beers, but I'm fairly certain I haven't seen a giraffe. I'll keep my eyes peeled, though

HOW DOES A GIRAFFE HIDE? Serious question

[WFAA @wfaa]

HAVE YOU SEEN GRACIE? A giraffe is on the loose in the Texas Hill Country, and her owners are asking for the public's help to bring her home: https://t.co/l7L95X2TW9

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@TheJohnnaLee18 But they are

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@TheJohnnaLee18 I'm trying to save a life. And it ain't a giraffe

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@RichOToole If it's not the Aeros with Oilers colors, you're wrong. And you have to stand there in your wrongness @RobTheSlapper

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@TheJohnnaLee18 NO POPCORN FOR YOU

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@MLB Dude built by Debbie Cakes. And still crushing it. The American dream

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

I love Slipknot. I never connected the dots from Corey Taylor to Stone Sour

Let's go

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@dixiedean_ @JUBBAMAYNE @alison_renner Nope

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

Everybody looks at goals. This percentage is ridiculous. Possession matters

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

That’s @eastmamba efficiency.

📊: @OptaJack

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

Starting to think I can be the Tony Mantegna of ranch packets. If y'all have sour cream, I've got the goods🤣🤣🤣 @nickyj82 @TheLawless

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

C'MON SCOTLAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

Hey Google. Play Freebird

[Roy May @RoyMay15]

@FortyAcreVibes Very Peacock/USA Network. Post match is important and fun. Kinda wish they'd played Freebird, though