Ryan Peick

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Puppy guy

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Abreu and Bracamonte celebrating Spence's second homer is awesome

[MLB @MLB]

Lucas Spence lifts the @Astros to a win with his FIRST 3 MLB homers 🚀

(MLB x @AbbVie)

[MLB @MLB]

Lucas Spence is the 3rd player to EVER hit his first 3 career home runs in the same game:

Seby Zavala, 7/31/21
Joshua Báez, 8/15/26
Lucas Spence, 9/24/26

[MLB @MLB]

THREE HOMERS FOR LUCAS SPENCE ‼️

His first 3 career home runs all come in the same game 🤯

[MLB @MLB]

Lucas Spence hit his first big league homer in the 2nd inning

He gives the @Astros the lead with another home run in the 7th inning 😲

[MLB @MLB]

Lucas Spence’s first big league homer is a 3-run shot 💥

[Houston Astros @astros]

The rookie balled out 🔥

#ChaseTheFight

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Lucas Spence said his phone was blowing up after the game. He said he didn’t know so many people were still awake at this hour.

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Millipedes must be so hard to make plans with. Almost ready then takes forever to put on shoes

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Looking through my iPhones calculator history is mind boggling, why the hell did I need to know what 100% of 100 is?

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

I love audiobooks but like where are the subtitles. Sometimes I can’t understand what’s being said. Makes you think

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

So when gay people say something do
They pause and go “no straight”

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Can a person get a dui if they ride a horse? Asking for a friend

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Being bisexual must be crazy, how you batting from both boxes and still striking out

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Wait so if I’m already autistic and continue popping Tylenol do I get like super powers? Asking for a friend

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Starting to pop Tylenol every morning just in case my future child thought he was escaping the autism

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

One look at my Twitter and I’ll either be drafted to war instantly as a lethal weapon or I’ll be pardoned as autistic

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Some people didn’t have the legendary crown of wonder on webkinz and it really shows.

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Your honor I’d like to counter argue that my clients pants are currently not on fire, he has to be innocent.

[Ryan Peick @RPeicker]

Roman soldiers when Jesus’ tomb was empty. “Chat clip that I need to see the footage”