marisa lo mein

huge moron

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz face up to 65 years in prison if convicted on all charges, according to the Eastern District of New York, which outlined the case against Clase and Ortiz after indicting them on fraud, conspiracy and bribery charges.

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Awesome!

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The Washington Nationals just threw 77 pitches in the bottom of the 3rd inning. It's the most pitches by any team in any inning of any game in the entire pitch tracking era (2008-now).

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

I’m think I’m gonna be sick

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Cracker Barrel has updated their logo for the first time in 47 years

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

When did squirt become a bad word

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Kia Tellurides top the power rankings these last couple weeks. Jesus fucking Christ

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Any of the vehicles listed below with Maryland plates should be deemed hazards to public health by the federal government. Weaponized incompetence behind the wheel

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

So cool that every app Microsoft makes is complete ass. Batting 1.000 on making digital dogshit

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

If we can’t goof off every once in a while then what’s the point

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

I would adrift at sea without NY Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

NY Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel posts a follow up to her drone TikTok.

She says that the reason the drones are running at night is that sunlight interferes with what they are looking for. i.e. radiation.

She answers other questions too.

She’s making sense, right?

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Thank you very much Real NY Housewife, Bethenny Frankel.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Real NY Housewife, Bethenny Frankel, weighs in on the drones.

She has a friend who works at the Pentagon and he said he would never forgive himself if he didn’t warn his loved ones about the REAL RISK to their safety.

Interesting listen.

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Gotta imagine the little dopamine hit the deli counter guy gets when hitting 1.00 lbs on the scale probably feels pretty good.

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

@PJaccetturo Hey man this sucks complete shit

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

https://t.co/ssPaMdh9nQ

This drummer is incredible

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Any of the vehicles listed below with Maryland plates should be deemed hazards to public health by the federal government. Weaponized incompetence behind the wheel

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

In the biggest come from behind victory thus far of 2024, Tesla drivers have decimated all opponents on their way to claim the crown. Fuck these guys

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Swear to Christ one more time mom!

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Mom I can’t answer the phone I’m drinking strawberry daiquiris with the boys

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

I’m gonna LOSE IT if you call me again mom

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

@hwinkler4real Hell yeah Henry go get em brother

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

I like an actor that I hear nothing about other than movies they’re in. Like Tom Hardy. What’s he up to? I don’t care. Good for you, Tom Hardy.

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

In the biggest come from behind victory thus far of 2024, Tesla drivers have decimated all opponents on their way to claim the crown. Fuck these guys

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Grand Cherokee drivers are making a rapid climb up my list of shitty drivers. I’m talking BMW/Maxima/Altima drivers here. We’re on the cusp of a paradigm shift unlike any seen in recent memory.

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Forrest Gump is just Hodor in Vietnam

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

Getting banned from AARP dot com for pre-solving the daily crossword and filling it in later as user “Thiccums”

[marisa lo mein @RPGilbride]

@maxhoma23 https://t.co/Qq4ktgYau7