Lis the Chonkasaurus

She/her/they, 31, faceless, INFP-T, weird, sorry I exist.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@DarnitDomi You look adorable in it. I see why you like it. It suits you.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

So I may or may not have gotten panda stickers specifically to stick them in random, subtle places like easter eggs.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@RabbitPlayys I wasn’t totally sure if I should answer aesthetically or strategically so I’ll just go for aesthetics.

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I bet she can fit a lot in there

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@DarnitDomi I’m glad you’re happy, Domi. You deserve so much joy.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@ekekekkekkek How does he do it? That’s so cool.

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@groble @mmmerigan @vornietom I think they unionized. We really should bring those back. Unions were useful.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@Joopis Yes, and I got one to do a text to speech “fuck you” after repeating everything they said to me.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@DarnitDomi I’m so glad you’re happy. I feel similarly to my partner, only I would be the one to be in his pocket. Fair game, just means I can always be by his package. It would be the closest I could possibly be to a pocket pussy.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@DarnitDomi This is the most wholesome sexy tweet I’ve ever related to.

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@Rheteriq Pele, goddess of volcanos

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Sorry. I laughed more than twice at this. Had to tweet it.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

I’m calling it now. 2022 was the worst year I’ve had since I was a teenager. Thinking back, that may have been the last time I played into this idea. Never again.
I’m a bitch of my word, please proceed to roast me if you had an awful year, too. Some of you have had it worse.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

So last couple years, people have stopped claiming stuff like "[2021] is gonna be my year." So I'll just claim this year as mine. If it's as shitty as the last 2 years, you all can blame me. If it's at least decent for some of you, I expect a hug or something.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

(Watch, this year is going to be the absolute worst year for everyone and I get roasted like a marshmallow at the end of the year.)

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Ok but why do you need one? Do you need material for later or something?

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@grahamallen @ThisIsKyleR I can agree it’s gotten extremely commercialized. How do you propose removing the corporate greed from it?

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@DarnitDomi What the fuck????? Who says that? Why are people even concerned?

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@Rheteriq

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people say “Lord of the Rings has gone woke” but *Tolkien himself* had a woman secretly dressed in battle array whip off her helmet and cry “No living man am I!” just before slaying the Witch-King and no one raised a word in protest.

[Lis the Chonkasaurus @RPN_Lis]

@Rheteriq @YourGirlTrish @Dragonfly7121 @nuzzgard @sundarpichai Feel free to pick one of three. All three are amazing options. Nuzzgard's voice is like soft butter. Twi and Dragon are both funny as hell.