Ryan Ratliff

Doer of things. Sayer of words.

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@ACAgoristArmy You will when I take rule.

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@ACAgoristArmy @thecalimelody I'm aiming more for a totalitarian dictatorship.

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@ACAgoristArmy @thecalimelody Nah, you don't belong out in public. If I was in charge we'd have prison camps everywhere and you specifically would have your hands chained behind your back so you couldn't spend all your time gooning.

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@thecalimelody @elonmusk Pervy and pathetic...part and parcel for Mr. Musk.

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Wait, Walmart has radioactive shrimp?

Maybe if I eat like 10 of them, I can get shrimp superpowers. Like I could talk to shrimp and...swim.

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@GPrime85 The correct answer is: whether I'm 2, 3, or 1, I go first, and everyone else has to figure it out from there.

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@Hortysir Carmichael Hoagie?

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@LibertarianG0th @philthatremains You're doing great. And you're easily liftable.

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@spicyliltoaster @WillKingston And long before that, the two were likely connected (Bering Land Bridge of the Beringia region)

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Chuck Norris.

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@ofcrdeonjoseph AIDs poster.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

In 2015, a goat was thrown into a tiger’s enclosure as his weekly live feed only to become his friend.

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@CptAncapistan I would assume so. It reads as -(5²)+25=0. Otherwise, it should be (-5)²+25=50

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Tried to withdraw money from the bank, and they wouldn't let me.

They said my account didn't have enough funds.

So I said, "It's not like it's the only bank account here. Just use a different one. I'm not picky."

They asked me to leave.

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To properly maintain a tyranny, dissenting voices must be silenced. And so we should all heed the words of the insufferable @marcmaron

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

⁦@marcmaron⁩, is this real?
Bc I’m starting a new podcast called “Can YOU Hear Yourself?” and this is great great stuff!
You’re FOR SURE going to right-side-of history heaven now, I can promise u that much! (Make sure to pack a COVID mask tho!😉)

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@Hortysir Hell no. My brain went 18 + 60. 60 + 18 is just batshit crazy.

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@Coleidoscopes I'm inclined to trust this guy's opinions. That thin, whispy hair. That chin that gets lost in his neck. Those eyes that struggle to stay open as they gaze listlessly at whatever disturbing and explicit images he's looking at on his phone.

The very picture of health.