Rachel Zapalapadoo

just doin whatever

[Tweets Of Cats @TweetsOfCats]

Open this thread if you want to see cats sleeping:

[han @hannahssey]

Fuck a hot girl summer, I want a phineas and ferb summer

[James @CaucasianJames]

my life is in shambles

[Autie @autiodrip]

me an hour late to work like “sorry there was traffic”

[Rachel Zapalapadoo @RRzap25]

Y’all ever think about how crazy flies are? Like dudes need to chill. Chose a place to go and just go there

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Please retweet if you think there should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting.

[Rachel Zapalapadoo @RRzap25]

@miraights @Tyanjo13

[Jye. @jkvj_]

Most men are not running away from a great woman. They are running away from parts of themselves they are not willing to fix to deserve her.

[sav! @ssavannahkramer]

Somebody please read the first word of all my tweets over the past few months

[Rachel Zapalapadoo @RRzap25]

@black_qveen143 Navy blue

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Hello Chicago! Go Schaumburg Saxons! #TheJudge
https://t.co/fIWnoIFjR8

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla blows haha

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

tbh smh