Ricky Sanders

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[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

@tedcruz Bro, just tell ChatGPT “no hyphens” so it’s not so obvious

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Gas is so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me. 😅

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

@Andrew_FBB Is McDougal back pitching? He’s been hurt. Don’t see how he’s up that early if so. Still seems like a chance he has Tommy John

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

Excitement in my 20s: let’s take 10 shots, hit the bar and see where the night takes us

Excitement in my 30s: a bird built a nest above our deck so let’s watch daily to see when the eggs hatch

[Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil]

"He just hit a new personal best on bench press. Give him a weird twinge in his shoulder"

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

@Ihartitz Pittsburgh better be getting picks in this package

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

@Tyler_Did_It What are the other changes?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Fernando Mendoza on his first night out with Maxx Crosby

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

@TBRaysCentral @TBTimes_Rays Gavin Lux?

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

@Ecnerwal23 @colinska4 Guessing Antonacci is combo of taking pressure off him and it’s vs lefty. Vargas is the way more peculiar one lol

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[trash jones @jzux]

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

[mariana Z @mariana057]

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

[elaine @laineyyyy01]

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

[lacey jane @laceyjmeeks]

Imagine testifying against a man dressed like the national anthem.

[Ricky Sanders @RSandersDFS]

Afroman saved the internet from being nothing but despair for at least a day. That makes him a hero in my book. Easily the best day I’ve had on X in the year 2026.